h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

there's something attached my leg HIC
Oh hello
It's a pizza delivery boy.
Where's the pizza?
Never mind more
Here you can have a drink if you don't yell when I take off the gag...
Spills down pizza boy
Messy ain't he?

Who has been playing with my hostages Pizza delivery Girl, and the Pizza delivery guy?
There mine anybody ordered any more food; there is another person at the door;
Oh, why bother, I will get it

2legs goes to the door, but somehow ends up at the wrong wall,
second attempt third attempt fourth attempt; 2much hash-
opens door; grabs delivery girl and takes her to tie her up and put with the other two hostages in the hall

"hay guys there is not too much room left in the hall for hostages! who ordered the chinky?"

Puts food on table..

2legs goes and ties up the Gnew delivery Girl, probably taking more enjoyment out of it than he should

Um... Why are there a bunch of tied up delivery people in the hall?

Because we haven't moved them into the bedroom yet Oh, I know; cause its fun? Oh, no, cause we didn't have any money to pay them? Hay, I got it, oh no, I dropped it Well, lett mee remember; the first Pizza delivery guy we tied up because he delivered pizza with anchovees on
?
The second Pizza delivery girl I tied up because, I like tiing Girls Up and, I guess the girl with the rice, same reason.

Now; is there any special fried rice left?
do you want me to take the hostages into the bedroom?
Who am I?
Where has the watergate tapes and hash- gone?
What is the matter with this room, why is it wobbeling like thaaaaaaaaat?
Why doesn't someone put some more Bob Marly on, and we can all sit down here, and discuss the universe and smoke

Haayy.... We got a asian take-away food delivery girls tied up? Where where where???

Haayy.... We got a asian take-away food delivery girl tied up? Where where where???

Eh?
2legs wonders into the bedroom to find Strange Girl and New Girl, muttering something about forgetting to remove hancuffs

Day, Jar, View?

Day, Jar, View?

Day, Jar, View?

Day, Jar, View?

hash- hash- hash- hash- hash- hash-
"why is the whatever it is dounign whaestever its doin??"
"sorry"
hash- hash- hash- hash- hash-

hash- hash- hash- hash- hash- hash-
"why is the whatever it is dounign whaestever its doin??"
"sorry"
hash- hash- hash- hash- hash-

*drinks another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and lays down on the couch*

*looks over at the tied up delivery people*

What are they doing here?

That's what I want to know.

Looks like they're just laying around!

Let's untie them and see what happens.

*starts untying the delivery people*

Hey stinky, Eternity is sulking 'cause you didn't give her a personal invite to the party.

*fetches an and sits down to wonder at the difference between Eternity being told about the party by Infinity and a personal invite from stinky*

Hmmm! I must have missed something. What do you think Lynne?

"noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
"don't untie the delivery people, they are our/my pets, didn't I already tell you why they are tied up; the first one; the Pizza delivery guy, delivered Pizza with anchovee on, so we tied him up, the second Delivery Girl I tied up cause I like tying up girls and likewise, by the time the second delivery Girl came it seemed the obvious thing to do, plus, as I said I enjoy tying girls up Anyhow; no one appeared to have any money to pay them." oh, pass the old janx spirit!
Pan galatic gargle blaster
turns up the jukebox.....

aww-www! I wanna play too!

*takes another and sits on the floor next to the couch*