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Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 1

Baconlefeets

Those ones on a stick with a piece of cheese and a grape?


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

The possibility of cocktail sausages cannot be ruled out, but personally I would favour full size sausages. Organic ones. smiley - drool


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 3

fords - number 1 all over heaven

I prefer onion, but grapes can be arranged smiley - ok


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 4

Baconlefeets

How about chocolate coated penguins swimming in a lake of champagne?


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - erm I don't think we can justify raising taxes to pay for it.


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 6

Baconlefeets

Well, if you're not going to cater for my tastes then I'll have to take my vote elsewheresmiley - whistle


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, in that case, will there be chocolate coated penguins swimming in a lake of champagne outside the pizza van?


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 8

Baconlefeets

Of course.

The man plates of pizza float on the penguins across to your table.


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 9

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Isn't that cruel to cover penguins in chocolate? Unless you mean the biscuits? smiley - smiley


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 10

Baconlefeets

They love it really.

Planes fly above them full of chocolate and the penguins lie down hoping to be covered in it.


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 11

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What about the pizzas that are served on you, Footy?


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 12

Baconlefeets

That wasn't in my contract. Actually, I never signed anything. Templar just said if I gave her my soul she'd make it give me anything I wantedsmiley - erm Suppose I was a bit naive really...


Will you have cocktail sausages?

Post 13

fords - number 1 all over heaven

You should know better than to trust ASDA Legs! smiley - tongueout

Hmm, I'll have to look into borrowing some penguins from Edinburgh Zoo...


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