h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No contest. No doubt.

woooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooo
pixies rock!
nancy

so do the other bands in the list, thery're all good

but ur not biased or ne thing, oh no
nancy

r u?

am i biased? ermmmm....in what way (actually, i had better note that we are not playing HIGNFY now...)?
nancy

is it Bill Gates, because all the others like penguins?
(must av missed the 'we are not playing HIGNFY' bit )

u funny. i have now laughed out loud in the sixth form pooter room whilst listening to manta ray (complete b-sides) by the pixies and humming along (had 2 stop humming to laugh)
in no way am i weird, oh no
nancy

p.s. i think u deserve a for texting me

i deserve a 4 being me

i think you might get another if you text me sometime

u get no s if u ignore me
drink this
it is nice
oh, guilt guilt. have a anyway.

hiya! lets c who writes to this. whoever does gets a . oh and text me, falsie

gimme the

i'll consider it if you text me
but firstly u must cheer up gwenneth (not of the paltrow variety)
and then eventually a large will arrive
perhaps....but u owe me an eating implement

ok ok , have the (a v.large one at that, and u no wot they say about men wiv large donuts.... (erm, sugary/icingy hands?) )

oh and if u r allowed to put dat in ur name, then i can put fellatio in mine?

it sez cunninglinguist, not umm... the other one, to wot you r reffering

u can't say it, ner ner ner ner ner

and i tink i shall say wot i like,fellatiolinguist then?

first i wont say it, cus i dont want all my posts deleted & 2nd fellatiolinguist doesnt make sense so

so wot if it nt make sense, tis tow words bodged 2getha. i sorry for pissin u off, but hey, thats wot i'm here for, maybe....
actually, i'm here to promote chaos, panic and disorder.

or even 2 words.