h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think it'd be wrong to start naming the front-runners before polls close. It'd probably work against the early leaders, because it'd make their supporters think that they needn't bother voting. On UK election days, David Dimbleby never tells BBC TV viewers the exit poll results until 10:01pm (just after the polls close) and I think we should maintain the best BBC traditions.

So I hope your Swingometer is in working order, Croz...

I'm very rarely serious about anything. This doubly so.

As if croz would tell us who's winning!

GodBen, it's not all over until the fat bloke sings.

*Clears throat and contemplates doing some scales*

I still haven't voted!

*Rushes to vote before the karaoke machine that follows me everywhere arrives.*

Now that voting is underway, I'd like to say that win or lose, I've had fun with the election and I hope the other candidates have as well. And I want to compliment Croz and thank him for running a good election. I also want to thank Clive and those other candidates who did NOT put badgers on my PS.

Seconded. I've had a very pleasent time standing for elected office. Come victory or defeat I wish my felow nominees the very best.

Croz makes an excellent returning officer. Perhaps a change of career?

I hope not

I can't even vote as my Emails gone AWOL So, I've got 50% of the vote so far?

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Get your email sorted 2legs, you've only got a week to go to vote you know

How about an enigmatic update now, master Croz?

Anxious minds need to know.

Can't fix my current Email account; can recieve but not send Emails. I could send it from a hotmail one though actually, I might not vote.... yeh.... a protest vote against myself

Come on 2legs, we just need another 17 more votes to have a bigger turn out then the previous presidential election in a fraction of the time

Yeh, I'll try to get to vote soon if I can I should probably go and muster up some support for my so called party am I still winning? fancy another case of gin?

You might all like to know that EV and I are taking advantage of Duty Free and winning free bottles of wine to aid us in holding the best damn party ever!

You mean I didn't need to make my own liquor?


Really must modernize.


Ahem....the Ozark Party will be serving Uncle Harvey's hard cider.

That stuff isn´t strong enough for babies

I would like to announce that we at the Party Round My Place headquarters will be serving super strength Swedish pear cider.