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Yeh, and I'd never vote for a polatition anyhow, hows it going chap?

Things are looking up, but I'm not counting my chickens. Rather than hijack this thread I'll pootle over to your PS.

I don't think I promised you anything And even so, as roymondo said, I'm a natural born politician

Look at some of the EG entries I've written. They suggest a *slight* interest in politics.

Promised you a miracle

Did you vote for us then? I rather thought you would when it came down to it.

Your candidate called me Evil And he said I don't have a sense of humor. And then he called my party Evil.

So... yes, I voted for him Somewhere on the preference list.

Oo, thankyou - every little helps








































































Were we quite high on your preference list?

That depends very much on whether or not you've already voted and if so how high on your preference list Hyp was

Perhaps these are matters best left between ourselves and our consciences

Con-shee-unce...?
Trin, we're politicians

Yeah, consciences are for priests, the non-molesting ones anyway.

Something like that.

I now see that Trin has already voted, so I am at liberty to say that I ranked RF in dead last place I don't like being called evil. Don't really like being compared to a molesting priest either, but we shall let sleeping dogs lie, eh?

Hey, if it takes a dirty campaign to get Jack elected then I'm just going to have to run a dirty campaign.

I can sympathize
Er... wait, no I can't. I'm a reg'lurr

I'm sure you are, but Hypatia on the other hand...

*Hands out flyers containing 'Exclusive: Hypatia sells drugs to underprivilaged children at exorbitant prices'.*

Which of those is supposed to be the bard part?
The drug dealing? The fact that she's made to be selling drugs to children? Or the price gouging?

I swear, here in the US at this point in time what with the price of gas, the very idea of price gouging would trump all the others

Last? Really?

Nothing to do with you, Trin If you were running, you'd get 2nd place on my ballot I'm sure. Just don't like being called Evil

Fair enough

Hmm. Still leaving us a little bit short though. Time to go round up some more voters













































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