A Conversation for Ministry of Inane Elongated Conversations
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Insane Endeavour Started conversation May 21, 2001
Come on in. This is the Inania room, you'll probably find everything I say here slightly inane.
Here you'll find to your left a collective of [very soft] deep red sofas, as some may know we [Ming and myself] are famed for in the h2g2 political world...
To your right you'll spot the fabulous towel hangings, situated just above the drinks dispensers. [Recommend you try each drink, other than number 3. Number 3 tastes almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.]
As for the wall ahead of you... there isn't one... hahaha!...
...Well actually there is, but it's so far away that you won't be able to see it [it follows the elongated rule too]...
Try one of the scooters parked outside if you want to get there. The door leads to the Convoe room...
Read about that later... first one to ask me about it gets something in there named after them...! [Howz about that for an incentive?]
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There's only one me
Blue Darner. What IS a muffelwhomp??? Posted May 21, 2001
Now! Now! I want to read about it now!
PLEASE!!! 
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 8, 2001
What's a convoe room, and why would I want something in there named "after me" ?
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 10, 2001
Oooh dear oh dear... this isn't looking inane or elongated at all... 
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 20, 2001
I SAID this isn't looking inane or elongated at all!
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 20, 2001
Inanity, Insanity, and whatever shall we elongate?
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 21, 2001
Ummmm... now there's good question. I don't think I have the answer. Maybe we could try and think of one?
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 22, 2001
I know what some of my adolescent minded friends would suggest, but it would get censored.
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 22, 2001
I can imagine! (being adolescent myself... )
Anyhow... ermm...
*tries again*
Anyhow... 
*coughs*
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 25, 2001
*sigh*
I'll just talk to myself then... 
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 26, 2001
You could talk to yourself, or I could...
No, better not to summon the Imps.
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 26, 2001
We could both talk to ourselves at the same time!! That would make for confusing reading!!
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 26, 2001
[Me]
Should I talk to Myself
[Myself]
Sure,nothing wrong with an interesting conversation.
[Me]
Yes, but since we both have the same opinion on everything, would it really be all that interesting?
[Myself]
Good point. Of course, one of us could pretent to have a different view on something.
[Me]
You know we're not very good at that.
[Myself]
Hummmm, Good point.
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 27, 2001
Well, Ming, I'm going to talk to you.
Oh OK. But I am me.
Yes, I know that.
So do I.
That's because you are me.
Oh yes.
OK.
Right.
What shall I talk about?
I don't know.
Nor do I.
I know that.
Oh yes.
Right.
OK.
This isn't getting me anywhere.
No, it's not.
It's good practise for confusing someone though.
Excellent!!
Quite.
Yes.
Um.
Maybe I should have an arguement?
Oh no, I only had one an hour ago.
Oh yes, I'd forgotten that.
Only cos you won.
Oh come on, it wasn't very important.
Was too.
Oh don't start again...
Why not?
Because I only get bitter when I argue.
So I do. And I don't care.
Well I do.
Pah.
Please?
Oh alright...
So. Um. How am I?
Uh, the usual. But I know that.
Yes, I do...
This post is very long.
Well, I will keep nattering on...
Yes, I know.
I should probably stop now.
For a bit. I'll speak to me again then.
Most certainly.
Cool.
Cool.
¦M¦
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 28, 2001
[I]
Me, tell myself that I refuse to talk to her
[Myself]
Why aren't you talking to me?
[I]
I'm talking to Me, just not Myself.
[Me]
This is confusing. Why did I start talking to myself?
[I]
I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF! I'M TALKING TO YOU ME!
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 28, 2001
Great. I'm doing 5 subjects next year and there's no way I can persuade myself not to.
I'll never cope with the workload.
I know, I know, but I just can't think how I could persuade me not to do any of them. I like them all so much...
Yeah yeah, I know all that. I'm just weak, that's my problem.
Well, I wouldn't say that. Actually I would. But only sometimes.
Hm.
Don't sulk.
I wasn't.
Were.
Wasn't.
Oh stop it!
Why?
Errr... I can't think of any good reason, but please?
Might do.
I guess that's the best I'll get...
Maybe.
Any possibility of saying more than two syllables?
Maybe.
That's a no then...
Is it?
Oh, this is futile...
Indeed.
I'm going to stop talking to me now and go for a bit.
Fine then.
¦M¦
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jul 6, 2001
You know I think I might have a go talking to myself.
Really?
Yep, good, do you think?
No not often.
Oh.
Hmm. This is getting far. So what about that Geography?
Soil moisture budget?
Yes. How did you know?
Because we've got the same mind.
Oh that's right.
Let's not talk about the SMB, it takes thinking.
And I'm not good at that.
Me neither.
>silence<
>silence<
Ok, I'd rather talk to someone else, if you don't mind.
Me too.
Ok, see you later.
Hey I'm coming with you!
Oh yes. Ok.
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 6, 2001
*stops talking to self as there's someone else arrived*
IE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're back!!! How've you been?? Enjoy the meet-up!!!
Please excuse me... I'm rather happy you see...
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jul 8, 2001
[Me] Does this mean that I don't need to talk to myself anymore?
[I] I like talking to Myself
[Myself] Why can't I talk to Myself?
**Whacks self on head restoring herself to a semblance of normalcy**
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 8, 2001
You don't have to stop talking to yourself, you know!
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- 1: Insane Endeavour (May 21, 2001)
- 2: Blue Darner. What IS a muffelwhomp??? (May 21, 2001)
- 3: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 8, 2001)
- 4: Ming Mang (Jun 10, 2001)
- 5: Ming Mang (Jun 20, 2001)
- 6: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 20, 2001)
- 7: Ming Mang (Jun 21, 2001)
- 8: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 22, 2001)
- 9: Ming Mang (Jun 22, 2001)
- 10: Ming Mang (Jun 25, 2001)
- 11: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 12: Ming Mang (Jun 26, 2001)
- 13: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 14: Ming Mang (Jun 27, 2001)
- 15: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 28, 2001)
- 16: Ming Mang (Jun 28, 2001)
- 17: Insane Endeavour (Jul 6, 2001)
- 18: Ming Mang (Jul 6, 2001)
- 19: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jul 8, 2001)
- 20: Ming Mang (Jul 8, 2001)
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