A Conversation for Patrick's Epic Tale
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 7, 2002
(ooc) ahhhhhhhh computer exploded haven't been for ages need update what's going on am i in the car should i maybe breathe now *breathes* (/ooc)
*cowers as per usual*
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Garius Lupus Posted May 7, 2002
*Squeezes into the car with the others.*
SOMEBODY needs a shower.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted May 8, 2002
Siun2: Everyone in...? All right. Canaru, drive.
Canaru: *grunts, starts up the car*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 9, 2002
*sniffs everyone in car*
GL, my friend, methinks it's you. 
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted May 9, 2002
...
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recrash Posted May 9, 2002
phew! ripe is hardly the word. i'd rather be in th Firebird.
(adorably?)
Scruff, you're with me! Anyone else?
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted May 9, 2002
Canaru2: *turns about, glares at Recrash. In a tone that none can possibly arge with because it's too horibly scary to think of thuis is spoken* You will stay. As will the lady.
Siun2: It is a bad idea for us to sepreate.
Siun: So we shall not.
Canaru: *looks like he feels he should say something* ...Yeah...!
Canaru2: *pulls out of the driveway and begins heading toward the mountains*
Siun2: *pulls her hood farther over her face*
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recrash Posted May 9, 2002
RRRRRRRGGGH
and will whoever has her elbow in my kidney please extract it? same goes for the one on my neck. and to whoever i happen to be sitting on: i just happen to have sharp hipbones, so tough!
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 9, 2002
ouch! damn you and your sharp hipbones!
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recrash Posted May 9, 2002
so YOU'RE the one who's all bones! it's like sitting on Karen Carpenter! Not the plushest seat.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 9, 2002
allright! whose hand was that?! being squished in a car does NOT give you free reign to grope the other passengers... who did that?!
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted May 9, 2002
Canaru2: *turns about and glares at them all* Can't I take you kids anywhere? You stop that or I'm going to turn this transport around, you see if I don't...
Sorry, I couldn't resist...
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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted May 9, 2002
*A small laugh echos from Ice's hood at Sea's comment*
Sorry mon petite I couldn't help myself, being pressed against a goddess is often more tempting than one can handle.
*Glares at Recrash's open flesh so close nearby and licks one of his fangs* Please don't stress the under fed Damphir when in confined spaces, willpower is only so strong.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 10, 2002
um look hate to be a pest but can't i sit on someone rather than be sat on, i'm missing my ability to breathe quite alot.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 10, 2002
*wiggles, trying to give lauri some more room*
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted May 10, 2002
s manically from all around
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 11, 2002
gentlemen, /please/.
*is slightly nervous because of maniacal laughter all around*
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted May 11, 2002
Canaru2: All /right/ that is /it,/ I am turning this car around this instant!
Siun2: Except that you don't have to because we're here.
Canaru2: Ah, right. *sighs*
Siun2: All right, everyone out. We have to pass through a checkpoint now, so everyone act... as normal aas is possible.
Siun: What she means is Recrash, calm down. And Ice darling, please don't eat anyone.
*They all get out of the futuristic minivan and file behind Canaru and Siun2. They are going toward a small house in the distance. the house is painted a very light blue, and there are men gathered about outside sitting on tree stumps, rocking chairs, and bright green recliners smoking on gigantic pipes. They look up at the approaching ragtag band. One of the younger men stands up. He is tall and lean, and has short cropped light brown-blonde hair. There is a long brain hanging from somewhere behind his left ear. He is wearing a long brown cloak.*
Obi-wan: Right, what's this then?
Siun2: *in a mystical breathy kind of voice* We are on a pilgramige to the mountain.
Obi-wan: Where is your identification?
Canaru2: *steps forward, makes a noncomittal gesture with his hand* You don't have to see our identification.
Obi-wan: I don't have to see your identification.
Canaru2: We can go about your buisness.
Obi-wan: You can go about your buisness.
Canaru2: Have a nice day.
Obi-wan: Have a ni-
*suddenly one of the pipe smokers sitting on a nearby treen stump jumps up.*
Yoda: Fool him, you may, but fool us, you cannot! Stop you, I will! *he draws a small lightsaber and it flicks to life. He brandishes it menacingly*
Canaru: *sighs, steps forward, making the same noncomittal hand gesture* You don't have to do that.
Yoda: Have to do this, I do not...
*etc. you get the idea. He goes through the ranks of all the people outside the house. And there are a /lot/ of them, mark you. After this spectacle the adventurers walk calmly on*
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recrash Posted May 12, 2002
One wonders why you never tried that on Pack. Betcha you get a lot of fee pizza and cable wherever you are.
-I must no act the fool - I must not act the fool - I must not-HEY!~
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- 1361: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 7, 2002)
- 1362: Garius Lupus (May 7, 2002)
- 1363: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (May 8, 2002)
- 1364: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 9, 2002)
- 1365: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (May 9, 2002)
- 1366: recrash (May 9, 2002)
- 1367: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (May 9, 2002)
- 1368: recrash (May 9, 2002)
- 1369: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 9, 2002)
- 1370: recrash (May 9, 2002)
- 1371: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 9, 2002)
- 1372: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (May 9, 2002)
- 1373: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (May 9, 2002)
- 1374: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 10, 2002)
- 1375: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 10, 2002)
- 1376: recrash (May 10, 2002)
- 1377: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (May 10, 2002)
- 1378: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 11, 2002)
- 1379: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (May 11, 2002)
- 1380: recrash (May 12, 2002)
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