h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That term only makes sense, you know...

...Did I ever tell you that I took a few months of German in 8th grade!?? That means I was about fourteen... WOW!!! I wanted to take it because Mom took it... then I didn't like it(too Germanic ). Then I took two years of French in high school (16-17-ish) because my Dad took Spanish and there was no other language left to take-- but my brother took French too, so I really didn't get to be original.

Finally, I took two semesters(one year) of Spanish, which is about two years of Spanish at high school from about 19-20... wow... Spanish I use a BIT: Most anything in print here is in Spanish AND English... It's so easy to forget a language unless you practice it consistently.

I considered Spanish as a minor, but changed my mind. I was going to go to Mexico, too, and study there for a semester. It would've been cool, but I'm glad I've stayed with OTHER endeavors!!!

I took french when I went to the Gymnasium. That is from the 5th class until the 11th class (translating german schoolsystems is so difficult.) I took it, as I was fluent in reading and writing of english when I had entered school at 6 years of age (believe me or not; perhaps my vocabulary wasn´t as large but I had just as bad spelling)

I hated french. Spelling again. We had a cool existencialist teacher at one point. He used to say: Traffic signs are made in case you have to deal with an insuranceccopany

When I was 16 I spent a week at a school in Paris, and that gave me a wonderful accent I am quite happy to talk french now, but leave me alone with the rest of it (and the french )

O la la... ca va!??

Eh, ta geule...

what!??

Oops. Wrong frog...

E-Lizzy: E, that was realy bad. I don´t think the way you treat us girls is rather nice. You´ve got dirty language. And I bet you´d be wearing dirty knickers, too...

::GASP!!!:: DIRTY KNICKERS!??

You hand them over and I will wash them right now!!! NAUGHTY MUSE!!!

E-Lizzy: I can´t! I mean he´s wearing underpants of some kind, I won´t have a look, but I think he changes regularly. But IF he´d be waring knickers...

Darling, you're saying far too much...

E-Lizzy: Oh, isn´t that just our problems, I mean, you and me as the "girls", don´t we say far too much all the time, and I guess what I am saying just now is becoming rather .... fatuous...

...soon you'll be asking me to go to the bathroom with you...

E-Lizzy: If that helps???

E, T and EaE

No... I don't think it would, my dear...

E: I think you can safly take E-Lizzy along to the bathroom, as long as she is talking in your posting

OH, come off it! Am I talking such gibberish? If you kind of take over E-Lizzy from me by going:

E-Lizzy: says bla bla bla

D: Says : YAY!!!

Then it should be no problem to take her along to the bäthrooms, while The "Boys" stay on outside

That's such a dumb ritual. Do girls REALLY need help going to the bathroom!?? No... they want to TALK about something...

GREAT ZEUS!!! Women and talking... why can't they just shut up for a change!??

Hahahaa...

E-Lizzy: Why can´t the boys just OPEN their mouths for a change???

They leave us guessing all the time, and have no idea about our FEALINGS and who we feel used by those DUMB males, who only think as far as their...

Well, I think I´ll better go to the bathroom NOW....


E:

Ok... see you when you get back...

My friend and I were talking about boys/guys/men. She thinks they always lie.

"That's not necessarily true," I explained...."It's just that they don't always know quite how to say the truth."

That goes for girls, too... but oftentimes males seem to have a hard time expressing the truth... would you agree!??

My girlfriend wouldn´t She´d say: Men just don´t open their mouths. And women seem to tolerate anything *guess you know we´re not on too good terms at the moment *