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the Miss Universe pagent lived up to its name

Post 1

Zenara

There is nothing that annoys me more than the arrogance of some capitalist pigs who decide to hold a 'Miss Universe' pagent and yet I see only bipedal carbon based humanoids! I wonder what it would be like to have a real Miss Universe pagent. I think having all the races of the galaxy come together and compete for the crown would be stupendous. Of course being a woman I do know it is derogatory to have to stand up there and parade around like a piece of meat, but it's also fun!


the Miss Universe pagent lived up to its name

Post 2

crazyhorse

miss venus gets my vote....humma humma just look at those tentaclessmiley - drool


the Miss Universe pagent lived up to its name

Post 3

Zenara

I would personally have to go for Miss Saturn. Her translucent red skin and the way she glides across the floor with her slimy train.


the Miss Universe pagent lived up to its name

Post 4

crazyhorse

well miss mercury doesnae stand a chance ....admittdeli she is hot but that outfit what was she thinkin


the Miss Universe pagent lived up to its name

Post 5

GuitarChik

Miss Uranus? hmmm...smiley - winkeye


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