A Conversation for 'What If...?'
Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
Eusebio - squad number 11 Started conversation May 10, 2001
... would we still eat kebabs?
Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted May 10, 2001
... and what if I could spell ... that shoud be FREELY available 
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NexusSeven Posted May 10, 2001
Well, I would. Only quality shish efforts, though, you understand. Doner kebabs always taste like armpits to me. Not that I know what an armpit tastes like, but judging by the smell, I'd imagine it'd be a bit like a fat, sweaty Doner.
Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted May 10, 2001
I'm a veggie, but after a few 
we always have to pop to the kebeb shop where my mates end up squirting oodles of chilli sauce onto something resembling a kebab
I, on the other hand, have a bag of chips and cheese 
Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
Munchkin Posted May 10, 2001
If you really want to know, may I suggest spending a couple of months in Saudi Arabia. Both times I have returned with the most horrible urge to drink beer and eat bacon sandwiches until I was very ill 
Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted May 10, 2001
... would we still sing karaoke?
Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
Lars Posted May 31, 2001
Well- If alcahal... alcooohol... if alcatel... If that shtuff you menshund... aclohol, yeshhh aclohool... if that shtuff wans't vailaleble feely...
Feely? Ger outtofit... swine...
Right Kerbob? Bob?
Ker... err.. Bob? What was I on about?
Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit Posted Jun 4, 2001
If it wasn't freely available, certain unruly types would MAKE it available. Anyone ever heard of Prohibition?
Come to think of it, we've still got the same problem. What if narcotics were freely available?
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Alcohol wasn't feely available ...
- 1: Eusebio - squad number 11 (May 10, 2001)
- 2: Eusebio - squad number 11 (May 10, 2001)
- 3: NexusSeven (May 10, 2001)
- 4: Eusebio - squad number 11 (May 10, 2001)
- 5: Munchkin (May 10, 2001)
- 6: Eusebio - squad number 11 (May 10, 2001)
- 7: Lars (May 31, 2001)
- 8: Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit (Jun 4, 2001)
- 9: Magic (Nov 4, 2002)
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