A Conversation for Talentless Musicians Club
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Dove Started conversation Sep 2, 2001
I wish to be a part of this club. unfortunately my lack of talent includes a very good bad tuning 
. due to my official training it is my honor to say that i know when i play just the wrong key. therefore i normally appear more as a 
then as an 
.
I can bad tune in every instrument you request.
Dove.
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Sep 3, 2001
Thanks for applying Dove, the ability to badly tune an instrument is highly respected at the TMC.
Consider yourself a very welcome member, although everyone seems to be sleeping at the moment. Any other poor talents brought to us are most appreciated.
Dunky
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Dove Posted Sep 6, 2001
Well...
If you really ask, I can found several other hidden talents. I believe I am best on playing on the finest of nerves 
. I can rhime with grammer mistakes. I can both in an out.
Dove.
btw, are you aware of any animal's kingdom in this Galaxy 
for us?
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Sep 17, 2001
in and out!! Now that IS a talent and might disqualify you if yu're not careful .
I'm not aware of any animal kingdom for us, I don't think they're too keen on badly played music (apart maybe from dogs - they'll howl along to anything)
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Dove Posted Oct 6, 2001
don't worry. I can both in and out, but only if choke during...
Dove
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Dove Posted Oct 6, 2001
btw, What does that make me eligable to put in my personal space? Is there any merit of some sort or something?
Dove
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Oct 15, 2001
I don't believe there's any merit, but there should be 
I'll put you on the roll of honour when I get time, other than that go out and spread the word! 
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 19, 2001
could I join. I can play a cardboard didgery-doo thingy. Being cardboard, it gets rather soggy and less than acoustic. My father, who can play any instrument, cannot manage the didgerydoo, so i am quite pleased with myself.
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 19, 2001
And why is there no smiley for didgerydoo???
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Nov 20, 2001
That's fine, but can you play it badly?
And is it related to the Smarties tube trombone?
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 22, 2001
i can play it badly. instead of making "awonga wonga wonga" noise it usually goes "phurrp". It is a similar instrument to the smarties tube trombone, yet with an entirely different sound and technique. I can also accompany on the smarties tube trombone, if you want.
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Nov 23, 2001
Fantastic! The ability to badly master the didgeridoo is greatly admired by me as someone who can make no sound at all (I prefer to think that the sounds are there, just ultra-sonic).
Now, if both can be played at the same time that would be something else.
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 26, 2001
I can play two instruments via my nose, unless I've got a cold, beacause that gets messy
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Nov 27, 2001
More a nosecoder than a vocoder
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 29, 2001
Mmmm, something else you should know. I usually get head rushes while playing. This could result in me fainting over a prolonged session.
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Nov 29, 2001
that's ok, that just makes you another instrument to play
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Dec 4, 2001
Hmm... I think my organs could be rearranged to produce bagpipes. I also have some songs that I am going to write, that I am writing or are written. Some titles are, Ha det Bra!(a norse love song), My Grand Ma's Got A Shotgun(she keeps it by her bed), Mostly Harmless(a hitmans tale), Goodbye Great Gorilla, and I Come From Mars.
What do you think?
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Dec 4, 2001
Pretty good! What about; Terminal Illness (I've Got A)?
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Fallin Space kat, sheep/cat and Muse of Fallin 'vote sheep for government' >^..^< Posted Dec 5, 2001
ello *waves* i would like to contribute me absolute absence of music talent to your club :o)
i am trying to learn to play the electric guitar but my claws keep catching on the strings.. 
its all very distasteful hehe
i can also play the cat scratching post but unfortunately i dont actually make any known note as such jus a kinda scuffin noise 
i have no timing what so ever.. i even clap out of time at pantos! so i think i am quite well qualified .. please can i join?
*passes round smarties*
>^..^< Kat
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- 1: Dove (Sep 2, 2001)
- 2: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Sep 3, 2001)
- 3: Dove (Sep 6, 2001)
- 4: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Sep 17, 2001)
- 5: Dove (Oct 6, 2001)
- 6: Dove (Oct 6, 2001)
- 7: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Oct 15, 2001)
- 8: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Nov 19, 2001)
- 9: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Nov 19, 2001)
- 10: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Nov 20, 2001)
- 11: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Nov 22, 2001)
- 12: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Nov 23, 2001)
- 13: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Nov 26, 2001)
- 14: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Nov 27, 2001)
- 15: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Nov 29, 2001)
- 16: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Nov 29, 2001)
- 17: Tonsil Revenge (PG) (Nov 30, 2001)
- 18: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Dec 4, 2001)
- 19: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Dec 4, 2001)
- 20: Fallin Space kat, sheep/cat and Muse of Fallin 'vote sheep for government' >^..^< (Dec 5, 2001)
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