Talentless Musicians Club
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
~crishety, crashety, ting!~
Welcome to the Talentless Musicians Club, a refuge for the misunderstood, tonally challenged musicians of the world. Please feel free to pull up a chair, put your feet up, and enjoy the very best (or worst) of what there is to offer!
Our aim is to provide a refreshing alternative to every genre of music, and maybe even every musical instrument. Over in the far corner you'll find a collection of famous instruments begged, borrowed (or stolen) from talentless musicians. These can even be played in our specially prepared soundproof booths. Just imagine, 'singing' to your heart's content into Little Jimmy Osmond's microphone
Over to your left is the entrance to the newly opened Hall Of Shame. Enter, and try to forget the shame of your youth. Gaze in horror at -
The Bay City Rollers, Bros, Rick Astley, Take That, Westlife, Boyzone, David Soul, Boyz2Men, Sinita, Samantha Fox (move along there, please)
Thanks to Elly without whom this would not even be here, never mind that she keeps thinking up all the best bits.
People making a noise
People currently making noises are;- Dunky on Octopus kazoo
- Lady Elly Wash on Her Own Version of the Musical Scale
- Animal on Drums
- Dragonfly on Chocolate Milkshake
- Ottox in Chocolate Milkshake
- Bob on Raspberry Blower
- Purple Frog and Typolifi on Old Wooden Oboe and Washboard
- Orcus Bringing Up Things We'd All Like to Forget
- Inkwash on Karaoke Mic
- A Girl Called Jack on Broken Bass Guitar
- Lou on the bra guitar
- Adrian mopping up all the teenage groupies
