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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 7, 2001
We can re-inact all those simply 
stories that some of......
oh, maybe I clarify this point some other time - suffice to say that its just a british thing, and nothing to be proud of, and if you really really want to know more ask me some other time 
. I am far to tired to educate americans this evening 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 7, 2001
Yeah... those lousy Yankees!!!
If you're in England, isn't it almost four am just now!??
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 7, 2001
Im in germany, so its 5 
Normally I am from scotland, which, like england, is part of britain .
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 7, 2001
GREAT Britain, mind you... 
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 7, 2001
..you wish they made H2G2 babygros so that your baby could sleep in style
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 7, 2001
...You learn to type with your toes, so you can feed the baby and STILL KEEP POSTING!!!!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 7, 2001
WHO HATES YANKIES???
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 7, 2001
Hankies!??
I don't hate my own kind... but a lot of us are sadly ignorant(as is a common trait of humanity... 
), so please calm down!!!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 7, 2001
It's about scale. New Jersey has the greatest population density of the country, even though we are the third smallest state with a population slightly higher than New York City (8 million). In the same sense, did you know that Iceland has no illiteracy? That's because their population is so small. Don't judge the parts by the whole.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 7, 2001
I wasn't!??
Don't be afraid to look yourself square in they eye when you pop by a mirror, and never lose your sense of humor... 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 7, 2001
How can you look yourself square in the eye when you eyeballs are tiny spheres?
I can take a joke, but not mean things about my country.
Only I can say mean things about my country.
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Ottox Posted Jul 7, 2001
No! I can say mean thins about your country too! And mean them!
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Ottox Posted Jul 7, 2001
... you're feeling down because you're not in London tonight! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 7, 2001
Me either!!!! 
Shall we have a pity party!?? With crappy 
s and really depressing !??
George-- good insight. I don't know how you can look squarely when you have round eyes...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 7, 2001
Nail on the head. Not only arn't I in London, I'm not the legal drinking age. Well, here I am, but I don't know the age there.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 7, 2001
Now you're just being silly. Catch you later, I'm cutting out.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 7, 2001
Thank you, Ottox!!!
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- 1222: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1223: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1224: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1225: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1226: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1227: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1228: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1229: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1230: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1231: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1232: Ottox (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1233: Ottox (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1234: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1235: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1236: Ottox (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1237: Phreako (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1238: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1239: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 7, 2001)
- 1240: Ottox (Jul 7, 2001)
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