h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Woo! Yes! Good move!
*Pops open a bottle of and starts singing*

Ceee-lebrate good times C'mon!

*invites the backlog to sit with him and have a drink. Notices that there is a tuft of lint on the backlogue's blazer and offers to remove it. While standing behind, he unfurls a piano wire from a secret compartment in his wrist watch and throttles the backlog, disposing of the body-of-work in the swiming pool*

Oppresive Posters!??? Like... who!???

..."when you're here in a revision lesson..."

PS: If I use the ..."[text]" layout, it is in answer to "You know you're a h2g2 addict when..."

When you use 42 characters in your h2g2 name.

..."When you don't seem to be able to do anything without thinking 'Has anyone posted on h2g2?'",

*when you use a knife to carve the h2g2 logo into oreo cookies*

..."When you've got nothing better to do than post here..."

when you have lots to do, but you still post here.

Amen to that!

Praise the Lord of Posts!

...when you sleep in threads instead of beds...
*sleeps*
^. .^
= ' =

Instead of a condo, you live in a convo.

You wish life was full of those handy hyperlinks...

That would be cool, wouldn't it!??

You're sitting in a boring class when you suddenly notice a hyperlink carved into the desk. Touching it, you are suddenly transported to a vibrantly green moore in England where a Leek Soup festival is in progress.

You think 'Oh, tell me where the link is!' before you realise that it isn't real. Okay, it was only a split second, but that was scary enough!

You accidentally bump a well-disguised hyperlink and are immediately buried under a mountain of SPAM.

Spam spam spam, spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam, Spam spam spam... I'm so HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam! It's wonderful glorious Spam, oh Spam...

I've just been to a concert and it was harps and baroque flutes and early singers and it was great and made me so bouncy!