h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

VEGETABLE RACKS!!!!!!
Yes they are fantastic! They make a usefull household asset and make fab conversation (Sarcastic) Your first conversation!! Now as far as topics go, making a good start means making exciting conversation! Now, topics containing naked bodies and vibrators, yes I can understand that! But Vegetable racks?? What????
Oh yes and another thing I'm just kidding around, I'm actually a very nice message leaver but I just know how to take the mick pretty good!
Best wishes!

Oh yes and another thing! I'm not a pervert, the JOKE about naked bodies and vibrators was a strictly humourous event and was by no means to be taken literally!!
Ok, now!

thankyou for that cyber doll, but i think your underestimating the importance of this very vital part of modern society. i'm sure most people made use of a vegetable rack long before they learned to use a vibrator.

Yoe seem to have a few facts about vibrators. It wouldn't surprise me if you had one yourself!!
(But I don't want any details ok)
Right, I'm away out clubbing!

would it suprise you if i had a vegetable rack?

Er, no.
Would it surprise you if I'm turned by the thought of what you probably get up to with your vegetable rack?
You know, one of those late nights in your kitchen when there isnt enough smut on T.V and you turn lights down low and get jiggy with a carrot!
Oh Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i do no such thing. i would be more likely to worry about your overactive imagination cyberdoll, besides, i'd much prefer a turnip

A turnip!!!! Two things ...... 1. wrong shape, and 2. I really think we need to get out more!!

what, and spend less time on here you mean? nonsense.

NET HEAD ALERT!!

rude. you are most likely on here more than i am

I think you'll find that leaving messages for people I don't know doesn't rate that high on my list of "Important priorities". Although I do think the internet is interestintg and I didn't mean to be rude. It was a J-O-K-E.

and i was not really offended i was P-L-A-Y-I-N-G A-L-O-N-G
if you don't leave messages for people you don't know to start with, how are you supposed to get to know people?

hi there
i just sat and read your conflab and i was in bits

and i must say i find the thought of you with a vibrator a bigger turn on than you and a veggy rack!!!


if ever you would like to demonstrate your collection feel free to drop me a line!!!

lol

brat!!

I have always been confused as to the order one places vegetables on said rack (I refer, of course, to three-tier models).

I am naturally inclined to place potatoes at the bottom, being the heaviest and dirtiest, carrots in the middle, and courgettes, aubergines, etc. on the top tier.

I have never known where to put the onions. Or the garlic, as that goes with the onions - but cannot go on the bottom because it is small and may get lost or crushed.

Does brocolli go in a rack or in the fridge?

And what do you do with a vacuum-packed cabbage? It takes up far too much space on any tier, and squashes anything you rest it on.