A Conversation for Sing While You're Waiting Part 3
Sing While You're Wailing... 8-)
Ottox Started conversation Apr 8, 2001
For completeness, I think this song, first posted in the Dragonfly's birthday Yahoogroup on March 13th(!), should also be posted here:
This is for Engländer 
I BET YOU THEY WON'T PLAY THIS SONG ON OUR WEBSITE (Eric Idle/Ottox)
I bet you they won't play this song on our website
I bet you they won't play this old ***** song
It's not that it's ***** or ***** controversial
Just that the *****ing words are awfully strong
You can't say ***** on our website
Or ***** or ***** or *****
You can't even say I'd like to ***** you one day
Unless you're Mark Moxon or a very large *****
So I bet you they won't play this song on our website
I bet you they daren't ***** me to post it
I bet you their *****ing old ***** moderators
Will think it's a load of horse *****
Sing While You're Wailing... 8-)
Ottox Posted Apr 8, 2001
A *great* song can be found at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A528617
* hums *
"You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
Post an URL, it'll be removed
Talk some s**t, and you'll be reproved.
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints"
Sing While You're Wailing... 8-)
Ormondroyd Posted Apr 8, 2001
I also wrote this punk rock marching song for the Zaphodistas, to the stirring tune of The Sex Pistols' "Anarchy In The UK":
ANARCHY IN h2g2
RIGHT!!!
Now... 
I am a Zaphodista,
I am an anarchist!
Don't want Moderators,
'Cause they just don't get it,
I wanna destroy the asterisks!
'Cause I wanna be anarchy!
Cry Zaphodista!
Anarchy for h2g2,
It's coming some time, it must do,
I post a few links,
Have some virtual drinks, 
Your future dream is too squeaky clean!
'Cause I wanna be anarchy!
In the Forums...
There's many ways to get what you want,
I use the most,
I use the "Post"!
I use piracy, 
I use anarchy,
'Cause I wanna be anarchy!
It's the only way to be!
Is this a corporate plan,
Or is this the Taliban? 
Some censors' conspiracy?
I thought it was the BBC!
Or just another company?
Another grey bureaucracy?
I wanna be anarchy!
And I wanna be anarchist,
Get 
ed,
DESTROY!!! 
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