A Conversation for cloughie's barbecue 2001 AND 2002!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 24, 2001
Too late for what?!? Did I miss something? Welcome to the party...I think everyone is resting just now....this party lasts all year, you know...
If I were you, I'd hide my flying cow! There are meat eaters here & well, last year some of them shot & ate my flying pig! 
It was a good pig...everyone said so...after they ate it. 
Hands F.K. of T.J. a bottle of wine
Welcome, welcome! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 24, 2001
...Are things psuedo-normal now!??
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 25, 2001
...Are you speaking to ME? 
When has ANYthing EVER been 'normal' at Cloughie's BBQ?!? Come here you! 
*puts Pink Floyd Animals CD on* PAAAAAARTY! WOOOH! 
*passes around the*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 25, 2001
YAY!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 25, 2001
...starts seeing flying people & animals...Oooo...just like at the
Pink Floyd Animal's concert tour...back in...Oh who gives a care? PAAAAARRRRRRTYYYYYYYY! WWWWoooooooHoooo! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 25, 2001
::is a flying animal::
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 25, 2001
So, AaD., how DO dragonflies procreate? I know they only live 24 hours...that's not even enough time to get to know another drangonfly!
Here, try this chocolate, raspberry cheesecake.
Made from sctarch...I went through I went through poisin ivy to get the berries. *scratch-scratch*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 25, 2001
...Ewww... Pandora!!! You shouldn't have!!! REALLY!!!... You should NOT HAVE!!!
You're going to need medical attention... oh look!!! A HANDSOME DOCTOR!!! ...just happening to walk by!!!
::ignores the procreation question::
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 26, 2001
Doctor-doctor give me the news...
*reappears with pink stuff all over her face, legs & arms*...good thing the only thing I touched was that cheesecake...AAAAHHH!!!
*runs over to AaD. & knocks the onto the ground* Eww,
Sorry 'bout that!
Talk about a CLOSE CALL*rubs her face on a tree*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 26, 2001
My cheesecake!!! 
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Gwennie Posted Aug 27, 2001
Pan! Are you upsetting your fellow researches again? Shame on you girl! Tsk! Tsk!
*Passes Dragonfly a very large cool box that is full of frozen cheesecakes*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 28, 2001
It's just this *checks around for MODERATORS 
...sees none* It's just that I've got this nasty case of poison ivey!!! *rolls around in the gravel in Cloughie's driveway* Wha? Why's everyone looking at me like that?*picks up a looong stick & begins to scratch her back...rolls the stick between her hands to scratch her palms.*Glad you had frozen cake thingies for AaD. *rubs one foot with the other foot*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 28, 2001
Thank you, Gwennie...
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 28, 2001
Could you ... someone help me? Perhaps if I cut my hair off it won't make my back itch so much...*picks up a brick & rubs it on her arms*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 28, 2001
::sniffles:: What a funny girl you are!!! You throw my cheesecake on the ground, and then you ask for my help!??
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Gwennie Posted Aug 28, 2001
What you need is a nice deep bath filled with icy water Pan! 
Actually, if you've got this *ahem* rash in real life, may I suggest urtica urens and/or calendula? They're both homeopathic remedies and might help... 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 28, 2001
What did you just say!??
"LEAVES OF THREE, LET THEM BE!!!"... come on, Pan!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 29, 2001
Geez AaD...I only tossed you to the ground so you wouldn't get posin ivy. Thanks Gwennie, there's a common plant that grows all throught the lawn...in hungarian it's called (sounds like)oo-ta-loope...I've heard it called road leaf & as it ages a stem w/a little green thingy on it...around here they call it:::buckhorn. As soon as you put it on...rip a few leaves & use one leaf to hold the bits together & then put a bandage over the area...within a day...two at the most, whatever toxin, i.e. splinters, glass, etc. is pulled right out & when you take the poultice off...the splinter, or whatever is laying right in the leaves! When I was little I had bone cancer in my big toe...I was about to loose my foot...possibably my leg to infection ...after more than a full year of anti-biotics. My Grandmother (nudge-mumu) got ahold of me one day & took off the meds on my toe & did me up good w/the leaf...by the time my mom found out...my toe was getting better...after about a week of this...ALL the infection was gone!
In my readings as of late...I have been reminded to 'go the way of our grandparents'!!! Works for me!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 29, 2001
Oh, AaD....next time I turn my ankle in a groundhog hole, I shall try NOT to fall into the prickers & leaves of three. Maybe I'll be able to fly outta' the woods before I fall...
It's just that it's been so nice outside!!! I just love to swing in the hammock next to the river!!! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 29, 2001
OH!???? 
... I shall have a talk with the god of Gravity... 
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