h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Are you implying that I'm not a already?
Have you ever seen me without my coffee??

What do you think will/should happen to Martha Stewart?

Are you saying Martha Stewart is a ?
Is that only when she hasn't had coffee?

Isn't Martha a all the time?

Wou;ld I know<?>

Should I know<?>

Can we stop talking about Martha?
Are you trying to give me nightmares ?

Do you want nightmares<?>

Could it be any worse than my non-nightmares?
Would you believe I have the MOST bizarre dreams?
What do you think that means?

Does it mean that you are imaginative<?>

Could that be it?
Can't imagination be dangerous?
Do we have any dream interpreters in the house?

Did you know that I can interpret dreams?

Have you comented on my story yet?

Should I know of this storey of which you speak?
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Why do I have the most bizzare vivid dreams?
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Am I, for example, the only person who has had a dream in which I am arguing with a voice from within a small black box?
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Am i the only person who had a dream in which this voice, from within the small black box, was claiming to be the largest prime number?
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And, am I the only person who argued with the voice from within the small black box, insisting that it couldn't be the largest prime number becasue the box was so small?
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Now, is that weird, or normal?
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Would you be rightly shocked if I mentioned some of my other bizzare dreams?
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Would they be moderated?
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If I were to mention the words "tractor, flowers, nuclear bombs, trouser legs, and table legs", would you suddenly and without so much as a mind-out-for-this-thing-that-is-about-to-happen become rather worried, concerned fertitive and frightened, but not necessarily in that exact order?
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Does anybody have a clue what I'm talking about?
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Has my diversonary tatctic worked in all its incredulus speling, to divert all from teh fact I didn't read that* much blog?
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what!?
Who!?
Why!?

Don't you realise that th answer is 42<?>
Why exactly were you arguing with a small, black box about being the largest prime number<?>
Are you possibly a little mad<?>
What have you been drinking<?>
Is it perhaps a mysterious message from Nighthoover<?>

You mean that people actually do read the backlog<?>

Don't I? Isn't it easier on this thread, as I'm the one that started it? Don't I really wish 2legs had been on here yesterday, as I really *really* needed to ? Don't I sort of doubt that even he could have gotten a out of me, though?

What is up Amy<?>

Am I not fine now? Can you not see why I was a bit numb yesterday by checking my journal? Didn't I, yesterday, have 'Huh? Oh, that's nice...' added to my name to show that I couldn't drum up any enthusiasm about anything? Wasn't vopoet a bit disappointed that I couldn't smile even when I heard his great news? Didn't that kind of end up helping though?

Haven't I been and read<?>

Am I not glad you are <?>

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Do you really have to ask if I'd like a ?