h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can only time tell<?>

Am I back <?>
Why are you all shouting <?>
What happened to my free hangover <?>

I'M SORRY, WAS I SHOUTING<?>

Are you feeling okay<?>

Do I not feel a little tired <?>
Should I get of the computer and make some coffee to revive myself <?>

Does that not sound like a good idea<?>

Should I go make coffee now then, especially as H2G2 seems a little quiet this morning <?>

Is that not a good idea<?>

Will I see you later <?>

Don't I mean to say I'm going off to make and drink coffee now <?>

Should I just say 'bye' <?>

Talk later, then<?>

Can you tell I'm just about to log off <?>

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Can you not drink coffee whilst being logged in 2legs<?>

Might he spill it on his keyboard<?>

Is he that messy<?>

Was he messy yesterday<?>

Isn't it awkward to reach the coffee maker and coffee grinder and tub of coffee beans and taps from the lounge when they are all in the kitchen <?>
All recovered from the meet <?>

Didn't I recover a mousemat<?>

you did <?>
Was the train ride home alright <?>

Didn't KiltedJedi also win a mousemat<?>

Was it in a quiz<?>

What was the quiz about<?>

Wasn't the quiz about the Edited Guide<?>

Didn't I get lucky with the mousemat rather than win it<?>