h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do I not generally disapprove of gambling anyway<?>

Is it not only an addiction when you can't stop<?>

Am I also not much of a gambler<?> Was the biggest bet I put on only a quid<?>

Am I not also the kind of person that would play poker with smarties<?>

Would strip poker with smarties involve licking the colour off the smarties<?>

Would you not *wear* the smarties rather that eat them<?>

Wouldn't you have to be very small<?>

Can't you just get giant smarties<?>

Couldn't you make a big dress or something out of smarties<?>

What would I sew them together with<?>

Licorish strings<?>

Are they not too big<?>

Are we not using giant smarties<?>

Do you have a needle with an eye big enough<?>

Why don't we just not play poker with smarties<?>

Am I not absolutely terrible at poker anyway<?>

Can we play 'Snap' instead<?>

Who goes first<?>

Can I<?>

Why not<?>

Shall we begin a deep, philosophical dabate on that<?>

Did you have your go<?>