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Post 21

Orcus

When the sky is dark
And the dogs go bark.

When the sky is blue
And the yaks go Moooo!


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Post 22

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four

Four Bananas yakking on the floor... (er, At least that appears to be what they say?smiley - erm)


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Post 23

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

MRS Hubbard, no, no more horrible apple pies, the strawberries are flat and the railway is blue, but I cant stand so fall on to red, coffee chair head hair, more than I care


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Post 24

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Abracadabra, Where's my Kebab-ra?


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Post 25

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

I'm gonna reach out and grab yer.....

Beelzebub has a Devil for a Sideboard - me, aaah me, aaaaah meeeeeeee!


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Post 26

Orcus

*neighbour*

*bangs on forum with big broom*

Oi keep the noise down - I;m trying to strangle this cat!


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Post 27

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Catfish!!! don't drink the water, it is Friday!!!


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Post 28

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Yes, we have no bananas.


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Post 29

Orcus

Daylight come and me wanna go home.


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Post 30

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Well,
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!


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Post 31

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Have people been soiling this, the cleanest and most wholesome of fora (sponsored by Cif) with filth and derision ... disgusting - I'll be penning a letter to my MP as soon as I can get this dustbin off my head.

Oh and by the way, please be careful when opening overhead lockers as contents may have moved during the flight and could fall out causing an injury.


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Post 32

Orcus

*puts on Rebellious hat*

Day Oh! Daaaaay Oh...


(guess the next line to see the missing post)


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Post 33

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Why was that deemed moderatable (is there such a word) ... please miss, I don't understand ...

if I write:

Highly Deadly Black Tarantula ... what next?


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Post 34

Orcus

OK, I *know* this is actually acceptable *looks sternly at mister moderator* as one line quotes from songs are fine - I know, both Abi and Peta have told me so smiley - tongueout

So this was it again...

Daylight Come and Me Wanna Go Home.


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Post 35

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

I agree ... here, here ...

Otherwise what would happen if what you say just happens to be a line from a song. For example if someone asked me how to make Apple Turnovers, I'd be compelled to reply:

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, buy a jumbo-jet and then bury all your clothes, paint your left knee green and extract your wisdom teeth form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith.

It's an old family recipe don't you know smiley - silly


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Post 36

Orcus

smiley - laugh


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Post 37

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

My life means nothing
my fortune is less,
my whole world is shrouded in dark feathers?


Don't put barn doors in the stew

Post 38

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Don't put barn doors in the stew,
That's the worst thing you ever could do.
Instead, you could try
Getting gophers to fly,
Or put curry on custard of gnu.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Matheson, but we cannot let you have the part,
even though you have brought the barn door and the gnu.


Don't put barn doors in the stew

Post 39

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

peanuts in spring are washing on a new car for awful smiley - ale can vote the newly electricuted fossils in daisy fortune cats and dance for the good of pancakes on saturday cannot ever more shall be the end of my own premise of the barn with features must birds fly swim fish coconuts are not.


Don't put barn doors in the stew

Post 40

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Foin, Foin....


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