h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Arthbard, will you please stop it?
Are you aware of how creepy this is for me to watch?
Do you want me to send for a farmer?

How can I stop, now, when I've only got 1719 posts to go before 20000<?>

Do you think I can make it by myself<?>

Do I want to make it by myself<?>

How many questions can a man ask before he's completely questioned out<?>

Don't I have at least one more<?>

Have I made enough backlog for one night<?>

Again, how much is enough<?>

Is this<?>

Or how about this<?>

How many of those little, red dots have I created<?>

Will this be my last post for tonight<?>

Wouldn't you like to know<?>

There's enough red dots there for several cases of measles

There's enough red dots there for several cases of measles ain't there?

Are you aware that there are only 15 researchers on right now?
And that they are all waiting for you to go bananas and get picked up by the squarewheeled car?
And that we all will have a funeral to attend to tomorrow?
Because they can't let a totally nutty guy like you disturb the other patients?

Wasn't I only gone for a few hours<?>

Where did all of the measles come from<?>

Can't I ask just one more question, just one<?>

Wouldn't I rather ask two more questions, just two<?>

Did I really ask all those questions <?>