h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you honestly believe that Rayden would stand a chance against Blanka<?>

Do you know how stupid you sound<?>

Will you stop with the MK, already<?>

Do you want to feel the wrath of my Ha-do-ken<?>

Is anyone else finding this <?>

Is there anybody out there<?>

Is the truth really out there<?>

Or is it inside somewhere trying to keep out of the rain<?>

Does it *want* to be found<?>

Or does it wish we would leave it the heck alone so it can watch tele<?>

Aren't I an odd American who uses the word tele<?>

Can I say it again<?>

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How come the phone was never nicknamed the tele<?>

After all, wasn't it invented before the television<?>

And don't they both contain "tele"<?>

Come to think of it, why wasn't the telegraph nicknamed the tele<?>

Wouldn't it be kind of cool to wire someone a tele<?>

Actually, couldn't telekinesis have even been nicknamed tele<?>

Couldn't you imagine someone saying, "Yeah, the prom was great till Carrie started using her tele all over the place"<?>