h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who is Tonto<?>

Isn't he the animal the Lone Ranger use to ride?

Don't I take offense to that<?>

Didn't that only happen once at a drunken Xmas office party<?>

You say it only happened once!Did you think I haven't seen the films where it was happening every five minutes?

Will you be saying that Silver was the Indian that used to ride by Mr Lone Ranger's side next<?>

Am I more than a little confused?
is that not what is expected of me as an elderly bloke?

Wasn't Silver the Lone Ranger's Horse<?>

isn't silver the stuff I crossed the gypsy's palm with when she told me I would become rich?
Did she lie, or what?

do i not vaguely remember tonto run to toronto?

as you are a have you not destroyed your memory with pussers rum?
Is that not why your memory is vague?
or are you just old?

what do you mean *just* old?
do you claim i should be *wise* as well?
isn't that a lot to ask?
of me in particular?

Do I know you <?>
Do I know any of you <?>
Have I been here before <?>
Where am I <?>
Who am I <?>
Are you going to the london summer meet on the 16 July <?>
What was that <?>

What was what 2legs<?>

Was it Rolf<?>

yea, yeak, has Rolf returned to plague the thread <?>

Will the question persicutors also return <?> And, do you have the scripts ready <?>

what are the question persicutors like?
should i be afraid now?

are they anything like badgers?

Aren't they worse than badgers who wear spectacles<?>

Don't they try and stop us from asking questions<?>

Where are those damn scripts<?>

Shall we celebrate when we get to post 25k<?>

Will there beand?

Don't you think there should be<?>

How about some <?>

Is this enough for all of us