h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and will he/she/it provide ham and cheese?

What's happened to this forum???

is it starving due to an acute lack of toast, ham and cheese?

Why is the server not letting me load this page?

Could it possibly by that it is in league with the Internet in its attempt to strangle the world's newly vital lines of communication?

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY can't I load this page?

why are you repeating that question?

and why on are you enjoying an old simple minds album?

Is my enjoyment of the old Simple Minds album just a piece of my extremely eclectic taste in music?

Do I not also like heavy metal?

Do I not also like Cole Porter musicals?

is it okay with you if i just settle for the porter?

Wouldn't you rather have the port ?

do i look like the kind of guy who lets an either/or get in the way of a both/and?

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Who hid this conversation down here <?>
And, who ordered these ham sandwichs, ham and cheese sandwichs, brie crispy bacon and walnut sandwichs, and these vegetarian sandwichs <?>

Anyone seen Tonto recently <?>
Anyone seen Rolf lately <?>
Are the question persicutors responsible for the conversation getting lost <?> <!>
Should be we afraid <?>

May I have the brie?

WHY, at 1000h GMT (and at a weekend!!), is HooToo the ONLY BBC site which is open for business????

Are the message boards closed <?>

Wil l this Brie crispy bacon and walnut roll be alright <?>

*wraps bacon around a sausage*
Would anyone like a "Devil on Horseback" ?

Will it taste as good as it sounds <?> <!> Would it taste something partially like my all time greatest recipe for my suopreme beef burgers <?> Do you want the recipe <?>
Doesn't it involve a very* large roll <?>
Wouldn't you then be best off beginning by cooking eight rashes of bacon, two quater pound burgers, and two sausages <?>
Wouldn't it be great if you buttered the roll, and chopped up a couple of mushrooms and half an onion whilst you waited for them to cook <?>
Could you also put some sauce on the bottom buttered side of the roll at this point <?>
Would you like me to add a couple of chopped gherkins to the tomato sauce sitting on the roll <?>
Shouldn't it be at this point you put some onions and mushroom on the tomato sauce <?>
More tomato sauce <?>
Have you fried that egg yet <?>
Do you want to put the fried egg on top of the bottom section of the roll, the one with the tomato sauce, gherkins, mushrooms, and onion <?>
Is that a couple of sausages you are putting on top of that egg <?>
What<?>
You want me to place this quater pound burger on top of the sausages <?>
Looking good so far isn't it <?>
Would you be soo kind as to pass me four slices of bacon so I can put them on the quater pound burger <?>
Is that the other burger you are putting on top of the bacon on top of the burger <?>
How about a bit more tomato sauce and onion and mushroom before you put the second burger on <?>
Good, isn't it <?>
Do you want to put the other four slices of bacon on top of the top burger, or should I <?>
What <?>
Are you serious <?>
Another egg <?>
On top of the last lot of bacon <?>
Its quite big isn't it now <?>

Hang on, was it you or me who forgot to put the cheese in it <?>