h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is there such a thing as a *good* pun?

Aren't puns like monsters that jump out from behind your wadrobe that little kids are afraid of<?> What does a pun look like<?>

Isn't "mad" a very funny (usualy) magazine in the US who has a mascot that's catch fraze is "what me worry"?


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Wasn't MAD a far better magazine when Bill Gaines was alive?

Isn't that true?
Isn't it also true that I havn't actualy read the mag in a few years so I don't know what it's current state is?


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Do we get MAD magazine in England or am I just too young to remember it, apart from in that one Simpsons episode<?>

Having never been to England let alone buy a magazine there, would I know?


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Do the sheep know, or will they lie<?>

If they knew wouldn't they lie to us?
Isn't that their way?


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Are the sheep raving and drooling?

Or have they lost their way?

Have I run out of wool?

Can anyone shear a ?

Don't you like cotton better then fur?


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Would that work for a winter jumper?

Would sheep fur socks be too itchy<?>

Wouldn't it if you made sure to stay inside?


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Are they not just wollen socks<?>

Does anyone want any socks darning?

Who wears wollen socks in Summer<?>

Can you do hats<?>

How do you darn a hat<?>