h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the PIIB,

watch out for flying Pavlova...

TEST

Testage

Name: Krabatt
Skills: Meddler
U Number: euh
What rank would you like here? Planet Destroyer

Welcome Aboard Agent Krabatt, Here's Your Badge .
Please Report to The Cheesecake of Death, or The Iced Bun

Now we can have random chat in the sign in as well

Cheesecake anyone?

Yeah

Here you go

Euurgh

Aaah, poor Kipper ... born stupid and will die stupid. If a liberal dose of the clap and a firm potion of monkshood won't put you out of your misery ...whom shall I call in to give you the final blow, old fart DoNone or the Doctor?

Steady On Old Chap

So Kipper...Do you feel like you're going to explode? Or are you just feeling a bit ill?

Name: Holly Kazuyuki
Skills:
U Number:
What rank would you like here?


HELLOO NATALIE

Hi Holly, I'm Persephone here (Perse for short)

your unumber is u14525767, remember it because pretty much every group asks for it.

Welcome Holly, Unto you I bestow the rank of soldier
Here's the Badge

Holly, when you get on, let's destroy the online computer rooms: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F13557055?thread=6730152 *whacks holly with mouse*

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

*Hits natalie with keyboard*

There's a and

MWAHAHAHAHAA! now i know both of your real names, and ill never tell you mine

Name:Spikey
Skills:can talk the hind legs off of a polar bear
U Number:1253524
What rank would you like here?
negotiator