h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Much better now thanks

Okay, shoudl we go destroy another planet. I want to destroy pluto

The Planet of Ninjas

I'm still waiting to destroy earth, but no one seems to like the idea

No Leave arth Alone, besides the Daleks got dibs

I'd say destroy teh dalek home world, but i think the doctor beat us to it

I don't know if they could truely be said to have a home world
being created life forms and all....

Well they were made on Skaro, from the remains of the Kaled Race

They were meant to be the next step of evolution for the people of Skaro, so they do have a home planet. Only the metal suit with the plunger and wisk are created.

bakers mixed with plumbers gone evil

Exactly

thats why you shouldn't mix trades like that
I mean plumber electrician fair enough but not baker...
everyone knows thats bound to go wrong

Some of the many things vidoe games have taught us:
it's socially acceptably to jump on turtle's heads
wearing white gloves is not impractical for a plumber
and white gloves never get dirty

and that fat Italians are oddly athletic

Not to mention that hedgehogs are actually very fast...and blue

perhaps behind the scenes there all being electrocuted

And of course, there's someone sitting at a big computer telling you that you can't get out of the pool becuse it doesn't have a ladder, and that it's a good idea to light a fire in the room full of flamible objects