h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Question overload!!!

I can't remember the other ace ep I watched, i think there were daleks in it

Who is river song?

Ahh! Remembrance of the Daleks
Smashing ep!
Ace beats a Dalek, with a baseball bat

Might be, was Davros in it? I think there was one where he is in some kind of pod that made him look like zippy.

Yeah that one

Okay then

you dont know river song? she was in the last ep, shes had alot of interaction with the doctor in her past but he hardly knows her. she holds an array of sci-fi weapons and tools and is better at flying the TARDIS than the doctor is. she sends a message to the doctor by engraving the words "hello sweety" into a one day antique black box in ancient gallifreian and then winking at a security camera.

amy believes she is to be the doctors wife, something river is yet to confirm or deny

Oh, I didn't know her name.

I preferede her when she was dead, now she's just annoying.

you think so? i think shes hilarious!

For a bit, but she's so up herself.

So, do you think she is going to kill the doctor at some point? So they are each others end in a twisted time traveling mess of paradoxes.

hang on let me see if i can work out a time line for you

Rivers Time Line

-Meets Matt Smith Doc for first time (or possibly future doc)
-General quantum tomfoolery
-Angels
-Murders the Doctor
-Library - Dead

Doctors Time Line

-Library - Rivers dies
-Quantum Tomfoolery
-Angels
-Killed by River

yeah that could happen!

but yeah, the resulting paradox would probably destroy the universe or at least trap it in a time loop or at the very least give doc brown from back to the future a heart attack

She definately kills the doc before facing the angels...

i wouldnt be surprised because "she killed a good man, a hero to many" and when she was talking to the doctor she called her victim "a very good man" but im gonna have to dismiss that theory for two reasons

1- its too obvious, all the clues point at the doctor implying it must be someone else

2- BECAUSE ITS THE DOCTOR!!!! you cant kill off the doctor!! thats like killing homer simpson! and you bloody well cant end doctor who, its a solid part of television we all depend on!

maybe she just THINKS she kills him but actually he escapes or something

No, it's obvious because whoever's writing this series isn't very subtle, e.g. showing the rift thingies at the end of every episode.

And she's known many different generations of the doc, so it's be many series time before she kills him. It'll never actually happen until they give up on making them, but the shadow will hang over him and make him mopey like Tennant...

i dunnno, if they ever HAVE to end doctor who it would have to be with the doctor finally finding love or something (y'know, where it could actually WORK) and then there'd be a dramatic sunset shot and some cheesy music (and the TARDIS would be destroyed somehow). i think the doctor deserves such an ending after all the times hes saved the frickin universe

*Hits the ground*
That Git, Get me with the gold will you?

ah the old "gold coffin" trick, gets em every time, so whats rassil then?

Its Rassilon

so it is, whats rassilon?

Google it