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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Mar 18, 2011
don't fear the reaper
baby take my hand
don't fear the reaper
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 19, 2011
We can be like they are...
Spot the BOC addicts
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 21, 2011
Right! Stop that...Its Silly
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 21, 2011
Romeo and Juliet, are together for eternity
okay, I'll stop
...
...
...
What is this, that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me-e
Rhymes well
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 21, 2011
Don't make me get out the Vogon poetry!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 21, 2011
you wouldn't DARE! ....... would you? 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 21, 2011
I would.
And I'd recite "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 21, 2011
but...but... YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!! the anti-poetry suits will never take the strain!!! 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 21, 2011
I won't have to read any Poetry if you behave yourself
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 21, 2011
I WOULD RATHER DIE!!!!!!!
*unleashes a sound wave attack, blasting kipper across the room, then leaps at him, constantly firing more sonic blasts*
I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO READ THAT POETRY!!! 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 21, 2011
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 21, 2011
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
*inter bursts into a ball of red light, which starts to fizzle on the floor, eventually shrinking back down to regular form*
*gasp gasp* were it not for that grammatical frazzle at the end there i may not have survived! New h2g2... you just saved my life 
now...
*starts rocketign around the room, faster than the speed of sound and therefor able to dodge the soundwaves of kipper reciting poetry*
*punches kipper across the room again*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 21, 2011
Right, You asked for it
Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 22, 2011
*rapidly dodges the sound waves, then, with a rather impressive twist of his left arm, sends them all echoing back to kipper*
hahaha! have a taste of your own medicine! 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 22, 2011
What? I can't hear you....Or anything for that matter
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 22, 2011
curses! some form of sound wave cancelling, well let's see how you like THIS!!! in space, no-one can hear you recite poetry!!!
*blasts away a large section of the wall, sucking everyone out into space*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 22, 2011
29....
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 23, 2011
Over the years of my uncle having that memorised, or the number or rubbish poems I've had to read in english, I can honestly say I've developed an immunity.
I could also annoy everyone with a debate about the lexical field and imagery in the poem.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 23, 2011
hmm, that's an impressive talent to have
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 23, 2011
Or stitchamythea, or parallellism, or juxtaposition
stupid terminology filled brain. I'm sure I could have something really useful in that space of my brain
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