h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ducks lasers from robospark fight*

Erm, should I tell them where the iced bun is? there's plenty of cookies there

nah, this is more fun, i was gonna scrap them when i got back anyway

Poor robosparks, maybe I should tell them what you plan and organise a mutiny

well if you do make sure you tell them about the self destruct button i have on my cufflink, that'll keep them in line

you know, i just realised, we once planned to invade the other threads! we should tottaly do that! the "tell us a joke" thread has been pretty slow lately, lets barge in there all lasrers blasing and demand some stuff!

I got tired of that thread spamming my conversation list, I ran out of jokes anyway

i didnt know you were ever subscribed to that one, ive been there for over a year, although dont you think thats all the more of a reason to invade?

But it'll start spamming me again. I hate it when conversations have recent replies on them, I must always have the last post!...is that kind of odd ?

Yes

just a little bit, where should we invade then?

The magicians guild has been quiet for a while and the evil army

fire up the lasers! we're going in! kipper, go there and give them fair warning and then post a link here so we can all attack!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2510425

the magicians guild

damn! the evil army beat us to it! so do you want to invade an existing thread there or start our own invasion thread?

I think it'll have to be an existing thread so anyone still subscribed can actually see what is going on.

*walks along the dusty corridors, his footstep's echoing sinisterly*

what the hell happened to this place?!?!?!

you know, the magicians guild has been dead for over a year now! we aught to invade a POPULATED thread!

Most of them are dead. If you look at the Post's personal ads, they have a pretty good list of societies, but nothing new's really working. Most of the people who were on these old threads have left ages ago. The number of times I've signed up to a thread and found doc Anthea the only person still there.

If you want we can see if we can wake anyone up.

well i dont really see how, but if you have a plan i'm all ears!

You find random groups that've been quiet for ages and start threatening to attack everyone with water bombs. I can usually find a lurker or two.

Have you seen the new site thing on the front page? It's pretty, but I can't find anything!