h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let's hope Ashley doesn't spot this conversation. Or he'll be over here like a shot...

Jealous is he?

I've heard the rumours about Mark.

I haven't.

*waits to hear*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A339194

That's nothing to be jealous of!

Oooh, Jimi, I didn't know you cared *that* much!

Let me tell you something:
When I first saw that 'No Spitting' rule, it made be break down and cry! I shook my fists in rage and screamed at the sky "Those autocrats! How dare they tell US that we can't spit!"
I went for many days burning with fury at the sheer affrontery of it all. But then you changed the rule, made it a little more light-hearted, and everything suddenly seemed alright. I settled down, changed my angry ways and learnt to become an active and helpful member of society. No longer will I abuse the H2G2 staff for trying to control us and break our spirits.
Yours sincerely, Fritz.

P.S. Sheesh!

thanks Mark!

Pleasure. If only they were all that easy to fix!

Well if you're looking, I've got another one I put in Editorial Feedback ;-) http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F47997?thread=145636&post=1383279#p1383279

Sorted!