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Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 15, 2003
Of course you may spit in that case, only it will still be punishable by law . . .
Marko
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 15, 2003
Can I sort of push chewed up fly out,then quickly wipe away on arm? All I'd be doing is 
ing then, not spitting!
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
crumblingkibbles Posted Apr 17, 2003
Fly in your mouth? Isn't that stuff illegal, though they are promoting it? Will I be warned for this?
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 18, 2003
Could you just blow it out of your mouth (without spit). That wouldn't count as spitting, would it???
Marko
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 18, 2003
isn't that the same as sort of pushing (ing)it out 
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 19, 2003
Well try to put something in your mouth, and then blow it out (set your lips like you want to whistle, open a little wider, blow air, use tongue to push the object in air current, and there you blow object out of your mouth without a drop of spit) and you'll see.
Marko
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 19, 2003
Nope still classed as spitting!
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 19, 2003
Yep go back and read bylaws any ejection from mouth is classed as spitting I think,that's why I asked about sort of pushing out and wiping away Life is so rosy now
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 21, 2003
Can you place it on your tongue, then extend it (tongue), and remove it with fingers?
TheMarko
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 21, 2003
Mmmmmm....that might work,but then we are back to the disposal of the fly!
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 23, 2003
You may as well put it on tongue, extend the tongue, and let it fly away (that is if it still lives). Maybe . . .
Marko
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 23, 2003
That's the spirit,we'll get you trained right yet! !
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 24, 2003
O.K. what happens if you swallow the fly, then get sick and throw up. Is that spitting???
Marko
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 24, 2003
Before you throw up,please fill in appropriate fly removal forms,availabe from Belarus.
A fly removal spoon will be provided (pat124y4964357)
You will be sent bill for grievious bobily harm to fly
So there 
Helelou
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 25, 2003
Listen, that takes time, I need to puke NOW!!! There is no time for applicaton forms etc. And who knows where I might be when I need to throw up. So there must be a quicker way of obtaining rights for puking/spitting . . .
Marko
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Apr 25, 2003
Well, You know bureaucracy (phew had to get the dictionary for that one)
If you apply now, we might get back to you in three weeks ( ha, on a good day) so just hold on...
If you apply and then don't require our services there will be more forms to fill in.....yada,yada yada.....
Good luck
Maybe just quietly throw up in the rubbish bin and hope no one notices! ! 
Helelou
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?
TheMarko Posted Apr 26, 2003
Can I get something like "Get out of Jail FREE card", only to use it for non-penalized spitting all over?
Marko
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