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Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 81

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The fly must first be put into mandatory detention until such time as the immigration forms have been completed. After this time, the fly may continue to live out the remaining seconds of it's life in said mouth smiley - smiley

Natai

That doesn't make much sense...


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 82

Aries (ACE + Badger)

I does make sense to people who would consider staying in this conversation.

What I would like to know, where is this detention centre?


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 83

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

In the middle of australis, it's called Woomera


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 84

Aries (ACE + Badger)

smiley - laugh Why, bad area?


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 85

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

Main illegal immergrant detention area, supoosedly jail is better, some illegals are there for up to 5 years

always lots of protests and things

Btw average time in Woomera = 6 mnths

good place for flies, hot and dry ! !


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 86

Aries (ACE + Badger)

smiley - laugh Just the place for them, the flies I mean.


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 87

TheMarko

Been absent for quite some time, sorry. Did not mean to leave, simply Internet connection died . . .

About swallowing the fly:
I am a vegeterian.

Marko

P.S.

Intro page coming soon . . .


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 88

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

smiley - cool Marko
hootoo been very slow as well
look forward to the intro
smiley - cheers
hel2
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Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 89

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Sounds good.


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 90

TheMarko

Be there shortly . . .

Marko


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 91

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

nice intro
we'll have to get you into guideML then you will really be able to go mad on your page
will be around for a little while but got some RL stuff to do today smiley - wah

smiley - cheers
Hel2


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 92

TheMarko

How about if you ask fly nicely?

Marko


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 93

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

you're advocating talking to a fly
have you ever tried to reason waith a fly?
more sucess talking with a brick wall!!
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Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 94

Aries (ACE + Badger)

The brick wall would be more responsive, it might crumble.


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 95

soliltary potto. (wearer of humerously sloganed t-shirts)

you could put a sign on your mouth saying "no flies please" and maybe all the polite fies won't.
smiley - chick


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 96

TheMarko

Hey!!! How about if U put a net in front of your mouth. No fly could fly in through thick net.


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 97

soliltary potto. (wearer of humerously sloganed t-shirts)

or pehaps if you had your jaw wired shut and went down to the shops to buy a notebook and a biro in order to communicate, then nothing could fly into your mouth, unless it had a matter transporter of some kind. but then, life being cruel, a fly wuld probebly ffly up your nose instead, oh the irony.


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 98

The Great Muddy Shoes

Have you ever considered how the fly might feel about all this? What motivated it to go into your mouth? Is it suicidal? If so, are there any fly support groups we can recommend? I suggest the F.F.F.T.P.S.L.L.S. (Flies for Freedom, Fair Treatment, and Possibly Slightly Longer Life Spans) They're the sister organization to F.A.S.H.W.R.R.M.W.N.W.H.D.K.W.D.W.B.R.F.N.S.W.S.(Flies Against Switching Heads With Rather Rude Men Who Never Wash their Hands and Don't Know What to Do With their Bodies Rather than Fly into the Nearest Spider Web They See). They could maybe help this fly. Besides, would you rather have a fly in your mouth, or be in the mouth of a fly?


Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 99

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

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Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth?

Post 100

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Ah, how nice, a wereferret.

Anyway, I don't think the flies opinion should come into it at all. The fly is the intruder, not your mouth.


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