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Entry: Third Nipples - A5107501
Author: Jodan - Wanna see China? Can't afford a ticket there? Dig your way! A1092494 - U201497

No, really.

I think you need to get out of the house a bit...

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Are third nipples as sensitive as the usual two?

Sensitive to what?
Like temperature or needles or insults?

Nasty comments

Well you've mentioned the cold so umm I guess are they as sexually sensitive? (And no don't start going on about metrosexual nipples or something )

I don't know.

WELL! You need to get out and research it then! Don't you want to make sure your entry is complete!?


On a more serious note, perhaps include a section on nipple removal?

Is it true - I seem to remember hearing it - that a third nipple used to be considered a sign of being a witch, liable to get you burned?

Nipple removal, good idea.

A sign of a witch? I've never heard that... I'll look around.

I just had a look around, apparently it used to be considered a spare nipple to suckle the devil - the 'witch's tit' was another name. Since it seems that this could be anything from a clitoris to a mole or freckle depending on how eager someone was to get a burning, perhaps it's not all that appropriate for this entry after all.

I think we saw the same thing I just added it in in a footnote. And a bit about nipple removal.

Don't forget to mention slippery nipples. Like I just did. Wee hee! yay!

Hey you! Get out of here!

*leaves shamefully* I know, I am not permitted in PR anymore. *hangs head and *

Stay in the Update Forum



PS- we're just kidding, for any newbies who may be reading this. We don't hold any genuine dislike for each other. Well, I don't anyways.

*pinches a tuft of black wool to mix in his next voodoo spell* bwahahahaha.

Papa Midnite, you won't go hungry tonight...

Oh dear...

If you're looking for some good stuff about Thrid Nipples and Witxhes try the works of Erica Jong

Thought I best be productive rather than insultative. It's the proper thing to do.

I have a suspicion that Vanilla Ice had a third nipple too, but I could just be getting him mixed up with Marky Mark and his funky bunch.

I never really liked witches, Froodo. They always scared me a bit.

I don't think Vanilla (to use his first name) had a third nipple. I did a bit of checking. You're probably confusing him with Marky (first names, again).