h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, hey now...

Interestingly, your sub has four nipples and a very small mole with a raised centre which could just be classed as a fifth, being in exactly the right place

Anyway, the new version is here A5934873. Or will be when I've actually done anything to it.

Really? Four?

Fancy a final scan before I return it? Had very little to do

Just one sentence: 'In the television show 'Friends', character Chandler Bing has a third nipple, which he usually refers to as a 'nubbin', but he had it removed.' - sounds like mixed tenses and I'm not a Friends fan. Did he have it removed during the series or before the series began?

Wow, simulpost!

Almost five, acually

Moles don't count
Feel free to throw a quote about being a Quad-Nip in there yourself

I don't THINK that there was an episode where Chandler had his nipple removed, but I'm pretty sure that in the beginning of the series, he said he had a nubbin, and near the end, he said he had it removed. Come to think of it, I'm not positive. Master B appears to not be subscribed to this thread anymore (didn't he drop in and make a pithy comment about pithy comments, or was that elsewhere?) but we may need to drop him a line.

It's only about 3mm across, but clearly has a raised centre while the outer 2mm is flat. Mind you, I could tell it was the size of all my other nipples and you'd be none the wiser. I'm not going to be greedy though; I'm glad to be a quad-nip

I'll await your re-phrasal/confirmation of that sentence before I return it then

Dang. Couldn't resist adding a footnote mentioning that the sub just happened to be a quad-nip

Sorry. Don't know how I managed to unsub. I also unsubbed from my own PS (), so didn't even catch the note Jodan had left me until just now.

There _was_ an episode when Chandler had his third nipple removed. It was the one in which he dates the girl with the wooden leg, because she thought it was 'like...yeugh'. He later recommended his surgeon to Ross who found a bump on his posterior. Unfortunately, said surgeon was more interested in showing the bump to all his friends.

B

That's alright, I'm sure. As you know, all sub eds like to spend as much time as possible on my entries To savor them, really.

The girl with the wooden leg? Was that the one where he put the dog in the fire? If so, wasn't that more of a memory than the active plot? Maybe not though.

Joey put the leg in the fire. The dog remained unburned.

B

That's right.

To be honest, I'd love to return this, so I can get one with some more and the entry can get in the queue. At the moment, it's standing outside waiting for the shop to open. Rewrite that sentence, and I'll send it back

Who, me?

What's the problem with the sentence again?

>In the television show 'Friends', character Chandler Bing has a third nipple, which he usually refers to as a 'nubbin', but he had it removed.

The tense is ambiguous, that's all. He can't have a nipple that has been removed, unless it's in a jar, which negates the need for a 'but'. It's probably quite easy to rewrite, if you know what you're on about, which I don't.

How abouts... In the television show 'Friends', character Chandler Bing had his third nipple, which he had called a 'nubbin', removed in one episode.

I don't know what's I'm talking about "Friends" wise either. I've seen the episode... I know I have, but I don't remember it well.

Lovely... returned