h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in holding her bag of *

OK, let the invasion begin

*a dustball floats across*

(And to make sure that people know what's going on.)

I represent the Masters of the Multi-Verse at A2334007. Your society has been deemed as a threat to our security and you must be punished!

Attack!

yes, what a threat it presents.....

Deploys the 20,000 giant purple potato people!

Charge Phyllis'!!!!!

*throws a at a random tree*

Erm....GodBen, sir? Where are the enemy?

This is how we capture the multi-verse. Stop complaining about a system that works.

Sorry, just wondered where the enemy were...*salutes*

*begins peering under rocks and things*

Sir!!!!!

I've found a viscious army of hamsters!!!!!!!

HELP!

*Shoots the hamsters.*

Well this is dull.

Well you shouldn't have shot the hamsters so soon then, we could have had a good fight against them.

If you get really bored though I can reble and you can fight against me and my potato people, but only if I can be accepted back into MotMV when I'm done rebelling

Oh what the heck, I'll rebel anyway!!

*grabs a and throws it at GodBen*

*runs behind a convienient mountain and sets up a camp for her and her army consisting of 20,000 purple potato people and lil old me!*

Sir, I have set up a perimeter defense line over by the bog trees. Is there anything else your require Sir!

Yes, I would like you to take charge for a while!
*hands over a bag of *
Pelt anyone who comes close with these

Yes, Sir!!

How about we find something else to attack then?

GB is this a truce or is it a trick??

Ena asked me to defend this position for her!!

Hey, I just got here, is the war already over? Not fair...

Calling this a war is a bit over-enthusiastic.

Well, whatever it was... Still not fair!

I tell you what. You go and look for some place new for us to invade.

Truce under Ena's terms or do we continue with the conflict??


Come on now!! I have not got all day. What is your answer??