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But she has rebelled!!!

Not seriously, I'm sure. Besides, I'm going to rebel myself.

May I go into your PS to pick up the thread?

*gasp* Rebel, GB?

Rebel?! No, of course not!

By the way Yael, Evilclaw kidnapped general plotting.

(Yes lil, you can go to my PS)

I know, but he's replaced it with a rubber plant now, so I reckon it'll be good enough... for now anyway. I've kinda been keeping out of General Plotting's room lately.

I will join you in your rebellion GB!

Please can you send as many people to the Shadow Realm as possible (it has good perks and pink monkeys!)

Shh! Be quiet! </>

Well you can go back in now. I've gotten rid of those unplesant people.

*shuts up*

GB, do you want o join the Shadow Realm? I'll put you in charge of shiny things....

*lil packs up her Death Ray Ice Blaster, sticks under her arm and absconds*

What's the shadow relm for?

Many things...the main ones are:

1. We can be hired out by anybody to help keep evil at bay
2. We wage wars when we feel like it
3. We can be in more than one place at once
4. We want to make silliness and nonsense a compulsory aspect of life

SO, where do we stand, MotMV?

Have we won yet?

BOB

No, I'm not defeated yet

Nobody's fighting against you...

*tries to look like the semi-responsible sort-of-temporary-leader-thing she's supposed to be*
MotMV have officially taken over this society - yet another magnificent victory to be written in the immortal records of MotMV history (A2400076)! Or something like that, anyway.

I'll update it later.

Good job, kid.

Me?

No, that kid. *points to the shoe-shine boy that is now making his way back with a shiny new sixpence*

So.

What do we do now?

BOB