h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My particular favourite in the realms of bumper stickers is the one that starts: "Don't follow me...." It's just so versatile, the way one can wittily play on the words used in this beginning. My favourite ending to this querky remark is "....or you'll end up at my house!" Masterful.

I have found a wonderful bumper sticker, that can have either one of two sayings on it, depending on your tastes. The original is "Practice Random Acts of Kindness And Senseless Acts of Beauty". That in itself is all very well and good, if you enjoy that kind of thing. Personally I have a less sane and more slightly off track style of life, and discovered that if you cut the bumper sticker in a vertical line, right between "Random" and "Acts" stirght down to between "Of" and "Beauty", that the sticker is constucted so that it now says "Practice Random And Senseless Acts". Absolutley Perfect.

ah, yes, just like the wonderful (and so often appropriate when addressing fellow road-users) sticker which can be made by combining two of our local road safety message stickers:
The first line of

Don't fool yourself,
speed kills

combines so well with the second line of

If you drink, then drive,
you're a bloody idiot

that i refuse to believe that the person who designed these stickers didn't plan it that way.

Usually reading these stickers on the back of cars is nothing more of an anoyance!!

Make ultimate favorite which really gets me made is:- Caution, Baby On Board!.
Like if I was hurtling towards this car, I would have the choice not to hit the car without the "baby on board"!!

What about:- If you can read this message then my wife must be driving!.

Or:- Caution, Mother-in-law in boot!

.......Sid...........