Greetings and all that hoopla....
I am Researcher 40741. Imagine that, a spawn of The Guide assigning numbers to people. It tears at my heart. Anyway, for all of those enlightened out there I would like to point out that my ID number has been found to contain some significance to it. 40741 : 40 + 7 - (4 + 1) = 42. I don't know about you but I'm impressed. I would rather not be refered to by a number, but inversely I am bound to the number assigned to me. So I set out on a quest for a Name. I figured that through Bistromathics, all numbers are not absolute, so that my number only exists at certain points in time, also, it is really impossible to say when it exists. Therefore, my number exists at random points in time. So henceforth I am Exist@Random. Not only is this now my Name, but it is also good advice for life, a lot less nasty things can happen to you if you only Exist At Random. Here is what you need to know about Exist@Random. I live in the unfashionable eastern end of the United States, that some call Maine. In life there are so many exciting and wonderful things that happen everyday, and almost all of them completely fail to happen in Maine. It is nearly impossible to express the utter grief this causes me sometime. But then I think of all the astoundingly horrible and atrocious things that happen all over the world everyday, and how most of them utterly fail to happen in Maine also, and I feel better. I can't really promise any great articles or Journals here, but I vow to do my best. Over and Out. Exist@RandomLatest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| The NEWsletter | Feb 17, 2000 |
| The Newsletter | Oct 23, 1999 |
| Softball Voting Booth | Aug 28, 1999 |
| Name the Team Contest (Exist@Random) | Aug 7, 1999 |
| Special Update for GIRR Members | Jul 26, 1999 |
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| Love the theory. | Jul 23, 1999 | Jul 24, 2003 |
| monobrows | Jul 25, 1999 | Jul 29, 2000 |
| Murphy's Law | Jul 21, 1999 | May 26, 2000 |
| A Terrible Pun | Jun 20, 1999 | May 26, 2000 |
| General bumper stickers | Jun 3, 1999 | Nov 6, 1999 |
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