A Conversation for Christmas Greetings from h2g2...

Xmas Haiku

Post 1

The Baddhist Buddhist

Ding dong merrily
I'm high. Ha! Only joking!
Ding dong. Or am I?


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Post 2

Coma white

ding dong merrily
I actually am high!
I like hashihs lots


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Post 3

Santa

I'm glad to see the celebrations have started already. Enjoy it boys. Bet you'd like my job, eh? smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

A Christmas on high
It is the jolly season
Don't "Bogart" the joy


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Post 5

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

You must be. hashihs?


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Post 6

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL
AND TRY TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
YOU STIRRING CREATURES


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Post 7

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

Visions of sugar
Plum dance in my head
'cause it's Halloween

Gotta ya !!!


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Post 8

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

It's Christmas again
Time to turn-on all the lights
To see which don't work


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Post 9

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

Caroling we go
Out into the snowy night
Please don't slam the door

Not me, but some people.

Dictionary.com says that "car-ol-ing" can be spelled with one L or two. I think I'll leave it with one.


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Post 10

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

Sleigh bells ring, listen
On the roof, hooves they clatter
Just deer in the trash

Dictionary.com - pl. hoofs or hooves. I like hooves. Hoofs seems more suited for the verb form of the word.


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Post 11

ox

Christmas lights start fire!
Dry palm outside Toys-R-Us.
Fireman shakes his head.


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Post 12

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

Nice haiku ox. Did this really happen somwhere?
Hope you're havin' fun hitchhikin'!!! If you like haiku, why not try the haiku challenge hosted by Sad, mad or bad?(or Buttercup) -- Muse and Keeper HAIKU CHALLENGE@A494291 Have an X-treme X-mas

Christmas eve is here
Joy and anticipation
Soon we'll see next year


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Post 13

ox

Yep, happened not far from my home (in Florida). Thanks, MarkTheMeS; have a great holiday!


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Post 14

Wanderer

Christmas passing bye
snowy night is such a fright
I wish i were high


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Post 15

MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period)

Christmas came and went
Boxing Day is here for some
The New Year awaits


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Post 16

ox

Peace on what planet?
Humbug shooter kills seven
Cold and silent night


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Post 17

Jim diGriz

Load of old rubbish!
Can't write haiku for toffee!
Never tried myself...

smiley - winkeye


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Post 18

ox

New Year's Eve ice storms
Winds whipping the drunk drivers
I'll be staying home


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Post 19

Babel17

Britain in snow storm
But that won't stop Hogmanay
Sledging drunks whizz by.

(my first attempt smiley - smiley)


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Post 20

ox

Old year and new moon
Resolutions, promises
Seeds beneath the snow



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