A Conversation for Nexus 7
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 13, 2000
Nexus! Look out behind you! The invisible man is supping your beer through an invisible straw!
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Peregrin Posted Dec 13, 2000
Despite everybody's attempts to persuade him otherwise, Nexus 7 was convinced to bowl his beer glass down the lane.
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NexusSeven Posted Dec 13, 2000
'Nice head, full body... Shame about the beer, though.'
Or how about: 'NexusSeven's impression of the 
smiley had the meetup chuckling for hours'.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 2000
Following the introduction of random drug tests into ten pin bowling, NexusSeven was chosen to provide a sample.
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NexusSeven Posted Dec 13, 2000
Curses! My heinous plot to dazzle the meetup with my artificially-silky bowling skills was foiled!
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Mark Moxon Posted Dec 13, 2000
'Go on, Nexus! That's right! Upside down on your head! Them's the rules! Yes, of course it's empty!'
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Katsy a.k.a. Esti Posted Dec 14, 2000
"See!! The secret to 10 strikes in a row:BEER BEER AND MORE BEER!!!!"
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 2000
I'm a little teapot short and stout,
Here's my han...
Blow this, gimme some BEER!!!
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Dec 14, 2000
"Here's one I made earlier!"
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Munchkin Posted Dec 15, 2000
What do you think of my Zaphod Beeblebrox impression? I reckon the pint is a more convincing second head than Mark Wing-Davey had.
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Dec 15, 2000
"Half full, of course!"
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 15, 2000
"In this glass, too small for the naked eye to perceive, swims the fabled hangover-fish. Legend has it, that drinking too much of this liquid will cause them to reach critical body-mass, and stage a temporary body-coup. My advice? Drown the rascals in more of the stuff!"
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Martin Harper Posted Dec 15, 2000
N7 Thinks: "Now if I'm right, the stuff they make these nametags from will be perfect for my speed-trap proof numberplates... I'll be rich! rich! rich!"
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shrinkwrapped Posted Dec 16, 2000
'Cheers!'
Oh, maybe I haven't got the hang of this competition yet...
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Dec 18, 2000
"....And on the Thin-Fast diet, I lost 500 pounds in only 14 days! You too can benefit from this amazing product! Blah, blah, blah!"
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Titus Andronicus Posted Dec 27, 2000
Sorry - I thought this may have been related to Blade Runner! lol.
Best Regards,
Rhys Tranter
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Abi Posted Jan 10, 2001
The Caption competition is now closed. Thanks for your entries. We will anounce the winner next week. Best of luck!
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- 1: Moatas (Dec 13, 2000)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 13, 2000)
- 3: Peregrin (Dec 13, 2000)
- 4: NexusSeven (Dec 13, 2000)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 2000)
- 6: NexusSeven (Dec 13, 2000)
- 7: Mark Moxon (Dec 13, 2000)
- 8: Katsy a.k.a. Esti (Dec 14, 2000)
- 9: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 2000)
- 10: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Dec 14, 2000)
- 11: Munchkin (Dec 15, 2000)
- 12: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Dec 15, 2000)
- 13: Bluebottle (Dec 15, 2000)
- 14: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Dec 15, 2000)
- 15: Martin Harper (Dec 15, 2000)
- 16: shrinkwrapped (Dec 16, 2000)
- 17: Bluebottle (Dec 16, 2000)
- 18: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Dec 18, 2000)
- 19: Titus Andronicus (Dec 27, 2000)
- 20: Abi (Jan 10, 2001)
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