h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did somebody say 'The Princess Bride'? I tot I hoid somebody say,'The Princess Bride'! I did, I did! She said it!
I have the movie, the book, and the audio book read by Rob Reiner!

I have owned guitars for twenty years and whenever I play, people look to see where the noise is coming from.

I am presently attending a southern Baptist Church.

My favorite computer game is Finale Notepad.

Finale Notepad, eh?





I don't think I've heard of that... assuming you aren't kidding...

And the Princess Bride is possibly my favorite movie... I'm not as obsessed as some people I know... guy down the hall has all manner of posters and so forth all over his room... *shakes head*

Finale Notepad is a musical composition sample ware.
You pick the instruments, the time signature and the key and it give you a tool bar for notes and rests and stuff. Then you can have it play it at a selected speed.

That's sorta what I thought it was... (I'm a music major... one of these days I'll own Finale, I've got Scorewriter which suits my needs, though).

I can't afford the real thing. What I use is the free download that is supposed to self-destruct after thirty days.
Our Music minister uses a thing called Band in a Box which I am itching to get my hands on some day.
I am not a musician (see comments about guitar above, I think), just a guy who likes to make persistent noises when no one is around.
I like to go into classrooms at church (I used to be the janitor) and play the piano for fun. Sustain pedals are interesting.

They sure are... I'm not a piano player as such (I use it for composition only)... but I regularly annoy the people in my dorm with my playing down on the grand in the lounge.

Oooo! I love grands! That's when I go into my Glenn Gould impression!

I just love real ones... I have a keyboard at home and it's nothing like playing on the real thing.

Nope. The piano is the prince of irritants. Any idiot with a limber limb can pound away on it.
Anyone for 'Chopsticks'?
Or 'Body and Soul'?

Heart and Soul, but.... anyway...

I always get those two mixed up.

It's okay... I knew what you meant, anyway.