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Edner Zed

Ha...Oh Man...that was too funny...You should know that we enjoy our jobs, it is suprisingly fun to play with scofflaws and rapscallions before using the aforementioned 'large sticks' on them. You can't imagine how relaxing a great big jelly doughnut is after a good bit of whacking. I mean drunk whacking. I mean the whacking of drunks, with large sticks. I don't mean that in a sexual way, but in a sort of needlesly violent way...You know what I mean and get your mind out of the gutter...We are watching you, so smarten up...
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