h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

for my christmas this year i would like to get dusty delivered to the foot of my bed...or even better to wake up with him somewhere far far away from scotland....a car any car....my degree without having to do my last semester....to be happy for the rest of my life....so not too much really....

I would like the world to stop for three weeks so I can get my life straightened out. And my hard disk.

If just for three weeks no one wanted feeding, clothing or anything else from me, that would just leave enough time to go through everything in the house and throw away all the old kiddies' stuff and Mount Vernonise the whole place.

Knowing me, I'd probably spend the first week and a half watching MTV, painting my toenails and eating sweets and then decide that one and a half weeks isn't enough to do the mammoth job I've taken on and so I won't bother starting at all.

What I'd like is to have a clone until February, so I could spend more time here, whilst the clone got stuck in with revision and exams.

I like the clone idea...then i could be with dusty and leave my clone to finish my degree...and I am at the uni for that kinda stuff...but remember what happens in multiplicity..hmmm

Clonings bad. It messes up comic continuity. I woudl like a cushy job for christmas, or failing that rulership of teh world (I ask for so little)

yeah but remember if you get to rule the world I get equal share.....
o.k Mr. 33337

Hey, Moonkai. You can have my car if you want to. I was planning on throwing it away and getting a new one anyways.

I would really like a place of my own, preferably a house that could clean itself up when needed, a computer for home use with a totally free internet hook-up and a new car. Is that too much to ask for??

I like "comic continuity"!

I can see Spock saying: "He's dead, Jim! And I think we just messed up the comic continuity"!

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sounds like a nice idea lost in scotland....hmmm where in scotland....

Moonkai, I know you get equal share. I just want to have the cushy "Figurehead" job with otehrs running things from behind teh scenes.

Well Mr.33337 I am sure I could pull yer strings for ya....O.K

Cool, I just want to say "I ran teh world" and get a whole load of perks/money/women

Just west of Glasgow, Moonkai. Greenock, to be more precise..

That would be a really cushy job, 33337. No real big responsibilities, just to be there as a face the corwds could know. Could I be your second in command? Like the Vice ruler of the world kind of thing? Not that I would want any big responsibilities either, I'd just like to say that I was there.

Sure, why not. Y'know, You're actually teh first person to ask for a figurehead job. Most of teh people I know want to have power. Don't they know that running a world is alot of work, and best avoided at all costs.

Excellent.
So, when can I move into the Vice Ruler of the World residence, then? And where the heck is it located?

well Lost in Scotland since i will be pulling Mr.33337's strings....I get to decide where you two are gonna live...hmmm maybe i don't want to pull the strings maybe i just want a continent....hmmm....a country something small...heheh and you are bound to get a much better class of woman than me mr.33337 when you are ruler of the world....~sighs~ don't forget my KFC tomorrow...heheh if I had stayed with you I could be mistress to the rulker of the world...but i blew that didn't i...

Lost how about the white house??

Hold on. First i need to devise and execute a fiendish and devious plan and possably dispose of a few secret agents. I'm windering if just "I want to rule the world, can I" Would work. And Moonkai, For a small continent, how about australia?

o.k

Moonkai, I have no problem with you pulling the strings, as long as you don't aspire to take the title of "Ruler of the World". That title belongs to the honourable Mr. 33337.
The White House? Hmmm.. Doesn't D.C get really cold in the winter time? I would need a winter residence somewhere as well, to get away from the cold. Other than that, the White House sounds good.

Tou could holiday in teh Carribean. Or somewhere else warm. I personally want to spend my free time becoming an old style pirate, complete with eyepatch and parrot and sail teh seven seas. While ruling teh world on weekdays. I'll avoid working weekends by making law that nothing improtant must happen during teh weekend.