A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts

No psychos

Post 1

Twophlag Gargleblap - NWO NOW

Let me see.. I'm built like a god... Dionysus if you must know which one. I'm a cynical isolationist with a general, mild distaste for the rest of humanity. My current life plan is to get a PhD in philosophy, write books, grow pot plants, and ******************** for the rest of my life, which will probably be short as I am a chronic smoker who plans to drink himself to death before lung cancer kicks in. I hate most kids, but I hate most adults, too. My interests are metaphysics, philosophy, theology, science fiction, industrial and classical music, politics, computer games, beer, pot, chess, ontology, tasteless jokes, violent movies, general semantics, and writing.

My ideal woman - low maintainance, likes to manage my schedule but also knows when to **** off, preferably stunningly attractive, likes to have sex one to nine times a day, preferably sturdy enough that she doesn't break in two while doing so, should either be stunningly intelligent and challenging or stunningly stupid and subservient (either is just as good). I enjoy a rewarding conversation now and again. Preferably she realizes that marriage is kind of a stupid idea. No psychos or crazies or self-mutilators or furniture-flinging banshees, please.


No psychos

Post 2

a girl called Ben

Do you want a new 19-year-old every year? I am just curious, that's all. Hanging about in Universities getting your PhD seems a good practical approach to getting new ones. Coherent. It is good to see a Man with a Plan!

smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Rose015

how about an 18-yr old? would that work?


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