A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts

Harem replacements

Post 1

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

Ex-Borg Babe with perfect 10 figure requires replacement bodies... I mean occupants for harem. Previous occupants put out to pasture as they were worn out. Men preferred but women considered. Those practised in the art of Kama Sutra will be interviewed first. Then we will not be wasting my precious time. This is a largesmiley - planetwith a lot of new flesh for me to assimilate... I mean taste.
Form an orderly queue!
~Seven of Nine~


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Post 2

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Karma Sutra.... I'm not practised, but I do practise and am very will to learn.

My finger dexterity skills are second to none. It stems from pressing all those pearly white sax buttons!

Can I press your buttons?smiley - cool

*forms the begining of a queue*


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Post 3

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

*thinks Sid is very brave*smiley - yikes


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Post 4

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

*sharpens nails*


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Post 5

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*and sid buffs them to perfection using lapping past and fine sand blast grit* smiley - cool


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Post 6

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

smiley - biggrin
Sidney...I am searching unsuccessfully for some Christmas lights for my desktop. Do you know where I can find some, please?


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Post 7

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

What, as in computer desktop? You want a sparkly backdrop for your screen?

smiley - cool


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Post 8

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

Yes, I do.
It will amuse my son.
I also would like some lights on my h2g2 personal space.


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