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Exotic h2g2 staffer for fun, hijinx and airfare to Britian. Needs to have been a topless go-go dancer for a weekend in Morraco and have a great sense of humour. An unusual first name is a plus.

it wasn't morrocco, it was a submarine base. it also wasn't a weekend it was five days... do i qualify anyway?

I *was* seeking someone specific, but for all I know, she could be you...

hmmm... i do have an unusual name....

That does read, *Air fare*, doesn't it Jimi?

*points*

Look everyone, these classifieds do work! My dream girl has found me!

It was love at first site...

dream girl, eh? well first you might want to check out my personals ad... i might not be as dreamy... it is listed under 'feline purrsuasion'. let me know if i am your 'dream' girl after you peruse or if i am just a morbid nightmare!