A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts
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Albino Lagomorph Started conversation Dec 2, 2000
Tall, strong person with the body of a Greek god seeks exotic beautiful woman. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran of love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Critics world-wide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear... I don't perspire.
I can hurl tennis rackets at moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the location of all the food items in Tescos. I sleep once a week... The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery and have spoken with Elvis. Children trust me.
PhD, OBE, MBE, MA, Dphil, MI5, FBI, RSPB, AA, RAC, YMCA.
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Albino Lagomorph Posted Dec 4, 2000
Hell, I can't help it if I'm a mean, lean lovin' machine.
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pneuma_cat 159543 Posted Dec 5, 2000
you can't be all that... real men sweat. and by god when they do, rreoww!
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The Alone Ranger Posted Dec 5, 2000
Re: doing Hamlet, surgery, and talking to Elvis: did you do these things all at the same time?
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Albino Lagomorph Posted Dec 6, 2000
I did all those things at the same time because that's how good I am. When I'm not busy I restructure train carriages so that they are more efficient in heat retention. I have performed several covert operations for MI6. I have successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had siezed a family bakery.
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