A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts
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Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Dec 1, 2000
No, that's not mine, that's someone else's. *clears throat*
This is mine:
Fun-loving, open-minded, hopelessly romantic, festively plump Scotsman, still clinging on to his 20's, seeks non-smoking, yes-drinking female, 20-ish to 30-ish, to spend forever with. Must have good sense of humour and bizarre record collection.
Any takers? *looks hopeful*
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 1, 2000
grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Too OLD again!!!!!!!!
*shoots herself*
BANG!
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 1, 2000
Oh dear. 
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
a girl called Ben Posted Dec 2, 2000
Whereabouts in Scotland....? Answer very carefully....
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2000
*looks around cautiously* Is this a trick question?
*very carefully* Falkirk...
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
...how about a Swedish 30+? 
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Hmmmmm....
*looks thoughtful*
How bizarre is your record collection? 
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Record collection?
Let me see...
Mozart, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Göran Söllscher, Ravel, Penderetsky...
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Jan Lindblad! *one of his records made it to the 'no.1 Swedish single record during last 20 years...'*
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
...Povel Ramel, Vaya con Dios... bizarre enough?
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Hmmmm.... Unfortunately he's not famous here so I don't know if that's bizarre or not.
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Who? Söllscher, Penderetsky, Ramel or Lindblad?
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Well, all of them really. But mainly Jan Lindblad.
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
...how about this:
http://www.posten.postnet.se/stamps/frim_utg/1998/tiger/tiger.htm
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
a girl called Ben Posted Dec 2, 2000
Well the whereabouts in Scotland question was loaded... I love Glasgow and the West coast, and have never got on with people from the the east coast... and lo and belold Falkirk's bang slap in the middle!
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
..other singles: Brahm's hungarian dances, Ketelbey's in a Persian market, 'Die Czardasfürstin'...
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Okay Titania, that seems quite bizarre...
So Ben, does that mean you'd half get on with me? 
Ooh! Glasgow! That reminds me - have you seen http://www.h2g2.com/U158938 ? Can you help?
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Bizarre enough, or do you need further evidence?
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
a girl called Ben Posted Dec 2, 2000
"Would you half get on with me?"
Mebbe....
I checked out the entry - alas I am nowhere near Glasgow jus' now, but I know a gal who is.
Titania beats me on records, though, let alone bizzare ones...
Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2000
Half's better than nothing, I suppose.
Go on then, Titania, what else do you have?
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Desperate bloke seeks sex of any description. No timewasters.
- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 1, 2000)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 1, 2000)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 1, 2000)
- 4: a girl called Ben (Dec 2, 2000)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 6: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 8: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 9: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 10: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 12: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 14: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 15: a girl called Ben (Dec 2, 2000)
- 16: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 17: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 18: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 2, 2000)
- 19: a girl called Ben (Dec 2, 2000)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2000)
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